Merasmus faps to a stoopid sandvich: Difference between revisions

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<p class="MsoNormal">"Tom, you have to destroy this disk other wise he'll kill u! DESTROY THIS DISK DESTROY THIS DISK DESTROY THIS DISK DESTROY THE DISK FOR FUCKS SAKE! DON'T PLAY IT!"
<p class="MsoNormal">"Tom, you have to destroy this disk other wise he'll kill you! DESTROY THIS DISK DESTROY THIS DISK DESTROY THIS DISK DESTROY THE DISK FOR FUCK'S SAKE! DON'T PLAY IT!"
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<p class="MsoNormal">I picked Soldier next, and that super spooky god-awful hyper-realistic laugh that sounded alot like Kefka’s laugh from FFwhatever played again. The map was called: MUMMY PLACE OF SPOOKYNESS! It was cp_egypt, but actually inside a pyramid. Soldier, like Scout, looked nervous, and seemed like he didn’t want to go further into the pyramid. But there was no other way. Then, red static came and then more HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD OVER THE SCREEN BLAAAAH. Then a message: “YoU canNoT HiDe” TEXT IS SO SPOOKY BECAUSE I’M A F***FACE!
<p class="MsoNormal">I picked Soldier next, and that super spooky god-awful hyper-realistic laugh that sounded alot like Kefka’s laugh from FFwhatever played again. The map was called: MUMMY PLACE OF SPOOKYNESS! It was cp_egypt, but actually inside a pyramid.
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Soldier, like Scout, looked nervous, and seemed like he didn’t want to go further into the pyramid. But there was no other way. Then, red static came and then more HYPER-REALISTIC BLOOD OVER THE SCREEN BLAAAAH. Then a message:
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<p class="MsoNormal">Then Heavy demon came. I tried to shoot him but Heavy teleported away which made me and Soldier go insane and stuff.  Then Soldier also got killed by super Heavy demon, blah blah blah, more pixelated ketchup, sadness and  me being a pussy.

“YoU canNoT HiDe”

TEXT IS SO SPOOKY BECAUSE I’M A F***FACE!

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<p class="MsoNormal">Then Heavy demon came. I tried to shoot him but Heavy teleported away, which made me and Soldier go insane and stuff.  Then Soldier also got killed by super Heavy demon, blah blah blah, more pixelated ketchup, sadness and  me being a pussy.
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