Metal Gear Liquid

Metal Gear Liquid is a hit video game series produced by none other than Video Kojima himself (hence the name - VIDEO game). It revolves around the adventures of a very attractive special task agent named Liquid Snake (get it? beucasue it's meatl gear liquid lol). Metal Gear Liquid is the game ever. I have played it 21409 times since I was born (21502 in total because I started playing as a sperm). I have paid for construction workesrs to remodel my house into a special Metal Gear Liquid House, where I currently reside. It looks like the military base from MGL 1 which is cool. I have also paid an actor who looks like Liquid Snake to live with me and act like him. Seeing it brings me great joy. I have played this game so many times that I don't even need to bring my playstation to work (no more getting fired yay) because I had memorised the game's entire storyline. I am very excited, since a sequel to Metal Gear Liquid - Metal Gear Enema is said to release in 2112. I will infuse my body with Tesla nanomachines in order to survive until the famed release date. See you then.

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