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I was a fan of Metallica, but Load, Reload, St. Anger and Death Magnetic are really awful. In 2004, I went to a store that sold shitty things; lightsabers, posters of 2 girls 1 cup, the lost episode of SpongeBob, the book "50 Shades of Shrek", Thundercats condoms, etc.... I searched and searched and |
I was a fan of Metallica, but Load, Reload, St. Anger and Death Magnetic are really awful. In 2004, I went to a store that sold shitty things; lightsabers, posters of 2 girls 1 cup, the lost episode of SpongeBob, the book "50 Shades of Shrek", Thundercats condoms, etc.... I searched and searched and I found it, the Pokemon black cartridge... I moved them to grab that album of Metallica. It was called the '''Red Album''', I thought, must be a reissue of black album. I bought them for $5.99, and i returned to home. |
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[[File:Red fucking album.png|thumb|220x220px|The bullshit album]] |
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The album seemed mysterious, was not like the black album, but it seemed that was''' HYPERREALIST BLOOD''', they thought, they did a cover album like load. I putted them in the CD player, the content of the album was shitty, if St. Anger was shit, this album was '''HYPERREALIST SHIT'''. James Hetfield used a banjo, Kirk Hammet a |
The album seemed mysterious, was not like the black album, but it seemed that was''' HYPERREALIST BLOOD''', they thought, they did a cover album like load. I putted them in the CD player, the content of the album was shitty, if St. Anger was shit, this album was '''HYPERREALIST SHIT'''. James Hetfield used a banjo, Kirk Hammet a Ukulele, Lars Ulrich used casseroles and Robert Trujillo a Double Bass off-key and the most terrorific thing: Bob Rock was the singer. I quitted the CD. |
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That was the worst mistake I made. Out of nowhere appeared |
That was the worst mistake I made. Out of nowhere appeared Metallica, James, Kirk, Lars and Robert Monkyllo. They tried to kill me but '''EVIL PATRIXXX''' came out of nowhere and saved all. Never listen to Metallica again, even the new album due out this year. |
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'''''DA MADAFAKING END!!!''''' |
'''''DA MADAFAKING END!!!''''' |
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Latest revision as of 22:04, 19 October 2022
I was a fan of Metallica, but Load, Reload, St. Anger and Death Magnetic are really awful. In 2004, I went to a store that sold shitty things; lightsabers, posters of 2 girls 1 cup, the lost episode of SpongeBob, the book "50 Shades of Shrek", Thundercats condoms, etc.... I searched and searched and I found it, the Pokemon black cartridge... I moved them to grab that album of Metallica. It was called the Red Album, I thought, must be a reissue of black album. I bought them for $5.99, and i returned to home.
The album seemed mysterious, was not like the black album, but it seemed that was HYPERREALIST BLOOD, they thought, they did a cover album like load. I putted them in the CD player, the content of the album was shitty, if St. Anger was shit, this album was HYPERREALIST SHIT. James Hetfield used a banjo, Kirk Hammet a Ukulele, Lars Ulrich used casseroles and Robert Trujillo a Double Bass off-key and the most terrorific thing: Bob Rock was the singer. I quitted the CD.
That was the worst mistake I made. Out of nowhere appeared Metallica, James, Kirk, Lars and Robert Monkyllo. They tried to kill me but EVIL PATRIXXX came out of nowhere and saved all. Never listen to Metallica again, even the new album due out this year.
DA MADAFAKING END!!!
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