MichaelLeroi's Daft Punk Adventure

One day, Jacob Sherwood, Matt R. Kelly Shatner, and Toby Wolfgang learned the house band Daft Punk, would be preforming at the tea cup shaped stadium in Britain city. They were excited, because Daft Punk was there favorite band next to Blur, Muse, The Beatles, Rush (oh wait, rush is Canadian, but the UK pretty much owns Canada), and other British bands. Once they go into the stadium, enjoying their tea and fish n' chips stadium snack, Daft Punk came on and started playing Harder Better Faster Stronger, a song about masturbation innuendos. But they thought they heard something odd, a base drum, that wasn't always there, and they had never had a touring bass drum member. Then they saw it, behind Thomas and Guy was a man.... a man they recognized, it was American cunt M.D Phantasm, hitting a bass drum with a large stick. They were all bamboozled, and all wanted to know, how the hell did American cunt M.D. Phantasm join Daft Punk. After Daft Punk played Technologic, Around the word, One more time, and other songs nobody cares about, they waited for the band to exit out the back.

Once they did, Jacob grabbed M.D by the helmet, and asked how he was able to join Daft Punk. He said, "well I...." just then, Toby's wolf senses sensed something wrong with M.D. He grabbed M.D's helmet and took it off, they were shocked by what they saw. It was a strange creature that's face was half Luigi, half sonic.exe, and it had a illuminati logo on its head. "HAHAHAHA, you've fallen into my trap! Soon everyone will believe that the illuminati is a threat, and not just a dumb internet meme that is linked with Half-Life 3, COD , and sore feet" M.D said in a sinister voice. Jake Matt and Toby looked at the crowd of people exciting the building, they all had a green tinge to their skin, are were sloped over saying "the earth is flat, Area 51 has aliens, there is a Nazi base on the moon, and there are lizard people living with us" over and over again in a dull sounding voice. Jake pulled out a hamburger out of his stereotype bag, and because all Americans are fat, stupid and love hamburgers, he of course chased after it. Then M.D fell off Big Ben and died of natural causes. After he died, all of the people were back to normal, and the trio had saved the day!

Also if your wondering what happened to Daft Punk? Well after M.D was revealed to be evil, they both teleported to an alternate dimension where Daft Punk didn't take 8 years to release their next album, and instead released an album in 2010 called: Obvious Cash Cow for Tron legacy. The End.

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