Mickey Moose - The Lost Poop
I was an intern for Disney. Matter of fact, I was Walt Disney a.k.a Rick Sanchez, a.k.a Satin. Now, this may come as a shock, but I made cartoons about road-kill I found on the side of the road, such as dogs, cats, very large rats, ducks. Lots and lots of ducks, a bald guy, a princess, about twenty of them and so on. Now I'm rolling in the swag bucks of my work and smoking 420's all day while playing CoD against these noobs. But let me tell you about a lost episode I made. No one's ever seen it since it makes hyper realistic shit come out your eyes and blood from your ass. This episode was called, "Mickey Muuse in Four's Trouble". The episode started with Goofy talking to Mickey, then Mickey looked at Pluto and back at Goofy. Mickey then whispered in Goofy's ear, "How the fuck can you speak?" in a low demonic voice, voiced by me, Satin, I mean Walt. This made Goofy cry and shit bricks once he found out he was a dog and not a duck named Donald. So Goofy took a gun that was under his hat and shoot himself in the head. And so did I. I'm dead now. And the remains of this episode got burnt, take my word for it. (Noticed how there's not four and only two? Hahahahaha.)
Written by RhythmicSaint
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