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I respawned and i seen i was in old house but was hyperrealistic old house from 1953 and i seen there was my furniture and my computer but like 50 years older and twas scared so i went out the front door to find myself in a new house I never before seenadn twas scared so I desided 2 go back 2 mine olde house adn go and check if my computer worked. i started it and it worked but it twas different it said "starting windows 7.wav" and was scared the desktop was a picture of a hyperrealistic microwave. I was scared and have flash backs and I heard the house creakin and I heard someone scream and was like "what?" I looked out the window but I could just see into another house.

[[File:Hyperrealistic Microwave.png|thumb|This is the hyperrealistic Microwave Desktop Background picture.]]

In that house I saw Evil Patrixx and he was killing someone and mixin their blood in a hyperrealistic old soda blender and guy died. I scared but i din't scream i did NOT wat Patrixx to hear. I ran and Patrixx said "I saw you son don't think running will save you!" I ran faster and faster. Then I ran into a big old TV Like from the 70's and it was playin an epesode of Elmo's World but it was just the set there where no character or nothin. I was like "Huh?" and I seen the VHS Player I push eject and the tape said "ELMO'S SUICIDE". I screamed and dropped it and I had kinda forgotten that Patrixx was chasin me so he caught me and said "What patronizations have you done to be sent to the Endless Sadly Creepypasta House?" I screamed because I just now realized that that was where I am and Patrixx read my thoughts and said "Lololololol i sp stoopid U not know tat!? Truly U R a patronizer if u don't know these things!" He then somehow stuffed me into another microwave without shrinking me cause he so strong the microwave cooked me and exploded.

The next day I woke up in my house and it was all back to normal! I looked outside and there was my yard i was like "YES IT WAS ALL A DREAM!!!" i was playin Fortnite but my computer started sparking and flashing hyperrealistic colors and itw as getting really hot. I looked and saw that my house and yard where in a giant microwave and I saw the giant face of Evil Patrixx as he was looking inside like you would if you where waiting on ur burrito 2 get doen cookin. He had his classic evil smile on his face and he was giving me the death stare and I ran inside and waited for the flames of my now buring house to take me...

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