Mindchange Man

This is the story of my lost brother Tim. All began on a Friday evening.

The Beer of Doom

Me and Tim were working in a hospital as nurses. Our boss said we should drive to the other hospital in Derpcity. "Sure Boss!" we said. We jumped in our car and ate some nacho chips. When we were finally drunken I took my key and threw it out of the window. The car started driving while we were letting out farts and talking about ice cream. Tim screamed "Watch out Walter, there is a big rock in front of us!" I immediately lost my mind and jumped out of the car. As soon as I land on the ground, I realised that Tim was still in the car. "He can't get out, he is light allergic!!" I began to panic. Should I teleport in the car and save Tim our am I going to drink the last bottle of beer? My choice was clear. I teleported in the car, grabbed the bottle of beer and Tim. "LET'S GO OUTTA HERE!" but my life changed drastically after this point. I noticed something after my car crashed in the hospital and exploded. I didn't grab Tim, it was just his sex puppet. But at least I had my bottle of beer. I drank it, but suddenly, it didn't taste anymore like beer after a few seconds... hyper realistic blood came out of the bottle and flew away. NOOOOOO! I lost everything I ever had. This is the worst day of my life.

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