Minecraft: Damned

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I can tell you one thing: I'll never look at Minecraft the same way ever again. Why? I'll tell you. It all started the day that My freind and I were talking about making a server.

Nothing much, I just felt like going on a server that I could break and harvest blocks on. It took about an hour, but it was all worth it. My freind and I began to play, and then we got a workbench. That's when thing started seeming off. My screen froze for about 10 seconds, and when it unfroze, I was really confused.

Apperently, the 3-D option had been turned on, which lagged my computer. I was about to ask my freind why he turned the 3-D on, and then get off the server. Now, your problably wondering why I was getting mad over the 3-D being turned on.

Well, heres why:

1. My computer is so slow it can barley even handle the render distance being at short. And B, I almost had a seazure the last time I tried the 3-D. I asked him why, and he said that he had done no such thing.

"Listen man!" I said.

"Stop messing around!"

We began to argue, then he decided to investigate who was on the server f*****g around with the 3-D analays. But when he checked, he could only find the two of us online. What in the? The second time, he gasped. There was another player on, called:

"Damned"

We atempted to ban whoever "Damned" was, but there was no use, the player stayed on no matter what.

The two of us went to check for the player, but failed to do so. Instead, both of our Minecraft's ran out of memory. The two of us were talking about the plans we had to scare the player away, but right when we were in the middle of the conversaton, he got disconnected. Leaving only me to see what happened. When I got back on minecraft, it showed a picture of something dead. I screamed. What the hell was that thing?

EPILOUGE

Last night, I searched on the internet and found someone esle who had experienced a horrific event with a game, too. But with Super Mario 64, not with Minecraft. I don't know what these things are or why they're in games. But, I assume that I will go ahead and research. See you later, for now.



Credited to Dan3000
Originally uploaded on September 9, 2012

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