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+ Something that I can't remember |
+ Something that I can't remember |
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+ Vqrrs Gdzj (Still not quite sure what this means. Could be something to do with Caesar |
+ Vqrrs Gdzj (Still not quite sure what this means. Could be something to do with Caesar Salad...) |
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No, this SRS BSNS! I can't joke about the cause of the zombie apocalypse as a bunch of butthurt idiots would probably kill me for making a crappy joke about it. |
No, this SRS BSNS! I can't joke about the cause of the zombie apocalypse as a bunch of butthurt idiots would probably kill me for making a crappy joke about it. |
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I clicked on the server and went on it. The two other players online were 'Shitlord_VII' and 'TwilightFan69' Twilight is fucking gay, why is this idiot on here? I saw that my character model was an actual human! It seemed rather out of place in the blocky world, but I didn't care, this game was already in the shitter anyway. I walked out, and saw Shrek just standing |
I clicked on the server and went on it. The two other players online were 'Shitlord_VII' and 'TwilightFan69' Twilight is fucking gay, why is this idiot on here? I saw that my character model was an actual human! It seemed rather out of place in the blocky world, but I didn't care, this game was already in the shitter anyway. I walked out, and saw Shrek just standing there... |
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Then it all came back to me, the events of the Autumn of 11 came flooding back to me. |
Then it all came back to me, the events of the Autumn of 11 came flooding back to me. |
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'GET THE FOOK BAK 2 SKEWL' I ran out the door and realised that that that had all been an elaborate illusion. Did Aizen use his bankai on me? I went to school, and we had a new student. His name was Bill Cipher. He sat next to me, he wore a pirate eyepatch, and to be honest, he waz probz ghey, in fact that was confirmed in our confrontation of fate at break tiem. |
'GET THE FOOK BAK 2 SKEWL' I ran out the door and realised that that that had all been an elaborate illusion. Did Aizen use his bankai on me? I went to school, and we had a new student. His name was Bill Cipher. He sat next to me, he wore a pirate eyepatch, and to be honest, he waz probz ghey, in fact that was confirmed in our confrontation of fate at break tiem. |
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"Watch the |
"Watch the video..." He whispered to me, his warm breath, a nice difference to the cold air giving me the wierdist boner. Yup, he was DEFINITELY gay. It TOTALLY was not me who was gay, TOTALLY NOT. |
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When I got home, I noticed a page was opened. It was the video from my dream. |
When I got home, I noticed a page was opened. It was the video from my dream. |
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[[File:DDD.png|thumb|258x258px|Akihiko Swaggy Usame]] |
[[File:DDD.png|thumb|258x258px|Akihiko Swaggy Usame]] |
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"But weren't you going out |
"But weren't you going out with...?!!?!?!?!??!!?!?" I exclaimed. |
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"I only did that so I could win my fucking Oscar." I knew he was telling the truth, even doh anime characters don't get Oscars so wut deh fook? |
"I only did that so I could win my fucking Oscar." I knew he was telling the truth, even doh anime characters don't get Oscars so wut deh fook? |
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As I write this, I am near death dew to lack of sweg. This is the last time I will ever be alive. Evar. |
As I write this, I am near death dew to lack of sweg. This is the last time I will ever be alive. Evar. |
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I'm dying now, I feel a warmth moving towards me, it's Shrek, I'm so, so.very. |
I'm dying now, I feel a warmth moving towards me, it's Shrek, I'm so, so.very.happy..." |
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