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I was about to die due to lack of sweg. But Shrek saved me |
I was about to die due to lack of sweg. But Shrek saved me |
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with his life giving powers. He is life after all. But then agen, you shud kno |
with his life giving powers. He is life after all. But then agen, you shud kno |
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al dis if u were |
al dis if u were payin' en e attenshun to my previous post. U fagit. |
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So anyway, once all of the zombies had a massive gang bang |
So anyway, once all of the zombies had a massive gang bang |
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I regained consciousness: |
I regained consciousness: |
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"Find Levi, |
"Find Levi, he's smexay." I knew what my mission was. I knew |
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he had to be in Germany somewhere. Oh shit, I |
he had to be in Germany somewhere. Oh shit, I don't speak German. |
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Shrek, being the merciful and holy, omnipotent being he was, |
Shrek, being the merciful and holy, omnipotent being he was, |
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I woke up and saw the words: |
I woke up and saw the words: |
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‘HELL |
‘HELL 696' Written using the zombie's ashes. A pentagram was |
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slowly being formed from the ashes and it started to glow. An helicoptoe waz |
slowly being formed from the ashes and it started to glow. An helicoptoe waz |
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formin' from tehh ashe ketchups. Not just en e helicopte tho. It was the ROFL |
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COPTER! |
COPTER! |
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air! I hopped on it and flew to Germany. |
air! I hopped on it and flew to Germany. |
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On the ground in Germany, I could see… |
On the ground in Germany, I could see… NAZI'S!!!!! Oh shit, |
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time warpz. (Because |
time warpz. (Because dat's scary rite?) |
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The Walking Dead theme started to play as I shot them all. I |
The Walking Dead theme started to play as I shot them all. I |
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could have sworn one of them was my old German teacher… One of them may have |
could have sworn one of them was my old German teacher… One of them may have |
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even been… HITLAR! I KNEW A NAZI UPRISING WAS ABOUT TO FUCKING HAPPEN! BUT DID |
even been… HITLAR! I KNEW A NAZI UPRISING WAS ABOUT TO FUCKING HAPPEN! BUT DID |
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ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? NO THEY FUCKING |
ANYONE LISTEN TO ME? NO THEY FUCKING DIDN'T. |
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I arrived at the cave Shrek showed me and landed the ROFL |
I arrived at the cave Shrek showed me and landed the ROFL |
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again. The performance was really loud, I could hear it from below the cave. It |
again. The performance was really loud, I could hear it from below the cave. It |
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was going to take me ages to climb these stairs due to the fact I weigh about |
was going to take me ages to climb these stairs due to the fact I weigh about |
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33 stone. I stole all of the |
33 stone. I stole all of the Dorito's and MTN DERW and survived on that. A YouTube |
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commenter said it would be a good idea, I wish I |
commenter said it would be a good idea, I wish I hadn't listened… |
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I kept on hearing the moans until I was all the way up the |
I kept on hearing the moans until I was all the way up the |
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the cave and saw white paint was splattered all over the walls. |
the cave and saw white paint was splattered all over the walls. |
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Aizen's favourite colour is white. White has five letters. 5–1 |
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= 4. There are three points on a triangle. Take the remaining number and there |
= 4. There are three points on a triangle. Take the remaining number and there |
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is one. One eye on the Illuminati pyramid. |
is one. One eye on the Illuminati pyramid. |
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"Sprechen Sie Englisch?" I say. |
"Sprechen Sie Englisch?" I say. |
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"Yeah why |
"Yeah why didn't you ask? It's a good thing there was an |
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English dub. Though I had to have the name on my passport changed in order for |
English dub. Though I had to have the name on my passport changed in order for |
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them to let me perform." That helped move things along. |
them to let me perform." That helped move things along. |
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who are supposed to defeat the Illuminati as commanded by thy lord Shrek." We |
who are supposed to defeat the Illuminati as commanded by thy lord Shrek." We |
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hop on the ROFL COPTER as I hobble down the steps at about half a mile an hour. |
hop on the ROFL COPTER as I hobble down the steps at about half a mile an hour. |
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At the ripe age of 33, |
At the ripe age of 33, I'm a lot less nimble than I used to be. I'm still |
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taller than Levi though. We make it to the ROFL COPTER and we drive to Alaska. |
taller than Levi though. We make it to the ROFL COPTER and we drive to Alaska. |
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(Because |
(Because that's where Cephalopod Lodge is. According to WIKI Answers anyway. I |
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still |
still don't trust it as much as I trust YouTube comments.) |
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Meanwhile at Illuminati HQ Alaska, something was about to |
Meanwhile at Illuminati HQ Alaska, something was about to |
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occur… |
occur… |
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"Sky, pass the |
"Sky, pass the fookin' dognuts." Pewds said. |
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"K Pewds." Sky passes Dognuts covered in budder to Pewds. |
"K Pewds." Sky passes Dognuts covered in budder to Pewds. |
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"ALRIGHT EREN, WE FUCKING GET IT." I shout. I realise I |
"ALRIGHT EREN, WE FUCKING GET IT." I shout. I realise I |
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shouldn't have done as the ROFL COPTER crashes into the earth. We all somehow |
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survive despite the fact we were about 1000 feet in the air. This must be |
survive despite the fact we were about 1000 feet in the air. This must be |
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Shrek, thank you ShrekKami-sama! |
Shrek, thank you ShrekKami-sama! |
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Levi said. Eren carried some hair products with him which should have exploded |
Levi said. Eren carried some hair products with him which should have exploded |
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upon impact with the earth, but Bill Nye is dead so science no longer matters. |
upon impact with the earth, but Bill Nye is dead so science no longer matters. |
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Eren tidies up |
Eren tidies up Levi's hair and clothing. Levi felt aLEVIated after this, and we |
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went on our way to find alternative transport. |
went on our way to find alternative transport. |
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"DOGE!" I shout out. |
"DOGE!" I shout out. |
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"No |
"No I'm actually Bill Gates reincarnated into a dog." HRY |
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SHT! THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED WHATSOEVER! WHAT A FUCKING PLAT TWISHT! |
SHT! THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED WHATSOEVER! WHAT A FUCKING PLAT TWISHT! |
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"KRILL TEH MUTHAFOOKA!" Eren once again shouts out, this |
"KRILL TEH MUTHAFOOKA!" Eren once again shouts out, this |
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time no one objects. |
time no one objects. Roy's head is decapitated and hyper animated blood flies |
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everywhere. |
everywhere. |
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"You literally saved my ass there, thanks. Even though |
"You literally saved my ass there, thanks. Even though you're |
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now fat as fuck and you killed me in my last life." Bill said. |
now fat as fuck and you killed me in my last life." Bill said. |
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typo I have made. |
typo I have made. |
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" |
"THAT'S NOT MY NAME U DUM FAGIT SHITHEAD." He rages. How the |
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fuck can he even talk? |
fuck can he even talk? He's a fucking dog for fucks sake. |
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"Do you know any way we can get to Alaska?" Levi asked Bill. |
"Do you know any way we can get to Alaska?" Levi asked Bill. |
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"TELEPORTATION YEAH!" Was that from fucking Sonic CD? |
"TELEPORTATION YEAH!" Was that from fucking Sonic CD? |
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Really? What if Sonic.exe was spawn? |
Really? What if Sonic.exe was spawn? We'd all be fucked by the plushie that |
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would end up next to us on the bad that would look at us all with kawaii desu |
would end up next to us on the bad that would look at us all with kawaii desu |
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eyes and say: |
eyes and say: |
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Sky laughs and says: |
Sky laughs and says: |
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"Many 9-13 year olds looked up to me. It |
"Many 9-13 year olds looked up to me. It doesn't matter now |
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tho, soon Faze will have discovered the secret to immortality." |
tho, soon Faze will have discovered the secret to immortality." |
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to Optic!" |
to Optic!" |
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OK now |
OK now it's fucking battle time, everyone knos Optic is |
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better than Faze because |
better than Faze because there's green in its logo. Green = Shrek. Optic is |
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love, Optic is life… |
love, Optic is life… |
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" |
"I'll take on Sky, Levi you take Pewds, Eren take Snoop, and |
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Bill, take on that mother fucker Mutaswag!" |
Bill, take on that mother fucker Mutaswag!" |
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"Right!" Everyone says in unison. |
"Right!" Everyone says in unison. |
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Sky attacks me using his budder dick. Well |
Sky attacks me using his budder dick. Well I'm now permanently |
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mentally scarred. |
mentally scarred. |
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thing. Eren summons up his titan form, but it crashes through the roof and |
thing. Eren summons up his titan form, but it crashes through the roof and |
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makes things 50% more inconvenient than before. What the fuck did he expect? |
makes things 50% more inconvenient than before. What the fuck did he expect? |
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His titan |
His titan form's 15 meters tall. |
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[[File:TeamNoob.png|thumb|257x257px|Noob Offensive]] |
[[File:TeamNoob.png|thumb|257x257px|Noob Offensive]] |
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Pewds uses his brenwoshing powars on Levi and converts him |
Pewds uses his brenwoshing powars on Levi and converts him |
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to a bro. God fucking damn it, he was the only person in the Noob squad who |
to a bro. God fucking damn it, he was the only person in the Noob squad who |
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wasn't a complete retard. Yes he has major fucking OCD, but he's not retarded |
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on a scale of 1 to Eren. |
on a scale of 1 to Eren. |
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Just then I realise that I have the power to morph reality. |
Just then I realise that I have the power to morph reality. |
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I |
I don't know how I realise this, but I do. PLOT CONVENIENCE NO JUTSU! |
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"I SUMMON MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!" All of a sudden, the room |
"I SUMMON MEGA ULTRA CHICKEN!" All of a sudden, the room |
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on the floor Budder still cumming out of his pen15. He is now knocked out |
on the floor Budder still cumming out of his pen15. He is now knocked out |
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It then disappears, and I realise that now I |
It then disappears, and I realise that now I can't do jack |
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shit. |
shit. I'm gonna owe them all one later oh shit. |
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Bill attacks Mutahar with comic sans font which says: |
Bill attacks Mutahar with comic sans font which says: |
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‘Wow much scare, very chicken, |
‘Wow much scare, very chicken, wow' |
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This knocks Mutahar out. |
This knocks Mutahar out. |
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"K…" Eren says crying while exiting the building. Great, |
"K…" Eren says crying while exiting the building. Great, |
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only two left to fight the fucking final effing boss of the |
only two left to fight the fucking final effing boss of the fookin' Loominaty. |
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We're fucked. |
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"IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED MY BAE!" Akihiko shouts. |
"IT WAS YOU WHO KILLED MY BAE!" Akihiko shouts. |
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"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT IT |
"HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO EXPLAIN THAT IT WASN'T ME, IT |
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SNOOP! GOD!" |
SNOOP! GOD!" |
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We all meet back up inside and there on the walls is ‘Illuminati |
We all meet back up inside and there on the walls is ‘Illuminati |
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666' all over the walls in what seems to be hyper paintlistic blood. Then |
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everything stops. I feel a portal open in front of me. |
everything stops. I feel a portal open in front of me. |
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Herobrine says. |
Herobrine says. |
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"Alright guys, I just want to say |
"Alright guys, I just want to say it's been nice knowing you |
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all, and I hope I see you all again one day. No homo K?" |
all, and I hope I see you all again one day. No homo K?" |
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of our experiences of the past twenty years disappear. |
of our experiences of the past twenty years disappear. |
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I'm back in my room I had when I was thirteen, my dad's |
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still alive, our family |
still alive, our family hasn't made The Hell Secs Secs Secs Shounen AI Yaoi |
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Contract, the midget |
Contract, the midget porn's still open on my computer, and my nan wasn't 360 |
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quickscoped. |
quickscoped. |
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I |
I don't remember any of it. (So how the fuck am I writing |
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about it then? You know what, fuck the plot.) |
about it then? You know what, fuck the plot.) |
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The only things that |
The only things that haven't changed are the fact that I met |
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Shrek when I was only 9 years old. Bonsai is still my first name and basically |
Shrek when I was only 9 years old. Bonsai is still my first name and basically |
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other shit like that. |
other shit like that. |