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I regained consciousness:
he had to be in Germany somewhere. Oh shit, I don’t speak German.
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movie night in there?
so they were performing in front of people! That made sense.
again. The performance was really loud, I could hear it from below the cave. It
was going to take me ages to climb these stairs due to the fact I weigh about
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stairs.
[[File:Me at 33.jpg|thumb|249x249px|Me at 33, Sexy as ever.]]
the cave and saw white paint was splattered all over the walls.
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is one. One eye on the Illuminati pyramid.
das ist Eren. Und ich war Shitlord_VII.” )BTW if any of these translations are inaccurate,
email me at: 666Illuminati666Confirmed666Gaben666@gmail.com(
English dub. Though I had to have the name on my passport changed in order for
them to let me perform.” That helped move things along.
I ask him
from earlier!
who are supposed to defeat the Illuminati as commanded by thy lord Shrek.” We
hop on the ROFL COPTER as I hobble down the steps at about half a mile an hour.
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occur…
Pewds takes a bite out of it.
dick out and covers the spare cannabis in the back in budder.
he now evilz like Microshizzle? Find out after this next fucking pointless
part.
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Back at the ROFL COPTER…
world? I can understand how Madara did because that was still inside the
cumpooter.”
then Anime characters popped out, and then a yellow triangle popped out and
then…”
shouldn’t have done as the ROFL COPTER crashes into the earth. We all somehow
survive despite the fact we were about 1000 feet in the air. This must be
Shrek, thank you ShrekKami-sama!
Levi said. Eren carried some hair products with him which should have exploded
upon impact with the earth, but Bill Nye is dead so science no longer matters.
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speed.
SHT! THIS WAS NOT EXPECTED WHATSOEVER! WHAT A FUCKING PLAT TWISHT!
sword. I stop him. Getting hyper pixelated bluud on our outfits is not a good
idea, considering the fact that Levi would probably have another panic attack
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All of a sudden Roy Mustang appeared and said:
before kicking Roy in the nuts.
time no one objects. Roy’s head is decapitated and hyper animated blood flies
everywhere.
now fat as fuck and you killed me in my last life.” Bill said.
typo I have made.
fuck can he even talk? He’s a fucking dog for fucks sake.
to a clearing in the woods.
Really? What if Sonic.exe was spawn? We’d all be fucked by the plushie that
would end up next to us on the bad that would look at us all with kawaii desu
eyes and say:
and proceed to do just that.
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FUCKER!?!?!?!!/11/11!!?/1/!?!?11/1//!11
this?”
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Sky laughs and says:
tho, soon Faze will have discovered the secret to immortality.”
I gasp a mighty gasp.
Madara if you were in Illuminati?” I ask.
to Optic!”
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love, Optic is life…
Bill, take on that mother fucker Mutaswag!”
Sky attacks me using his budder dick. Well I’m now permanently
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I don’t know how I realise this, but I do. PLOT CONVENIENCE NO JUTSU!
lights up as CGI lightning effects can be seen. The Winged Dragon of Ra has
spawned.
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battle which of course no one was expecting.
bodies.” Just as I said that, all four of the pre-Fazeuminati members seemed to
suffer from exploding head syndrome, as all of their heads exploded in unison.
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Akihiko Swaggy Usame.
All of a sudden x 4 Rack city starts playing.
only two left to fight the fucking final effing boss of the fookin’ Loominaty.
We’re fucked.
SNOOP! GOD!”
Then Shrek, Steve and Herobrine popped out.
getting the anime characters back to their specific worlds, after that we can
reset time and make you thirteen again. None of the events leading up to this
will happen.” Herobrine says, spawning 666 golden apples.
music. Bill goes to get Eren.
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everything stops. I feel a portal open in front of me.
Herobrine says.
all, and I hope I see you all again one day. No homo K?”
of our experiences of the past twenty years disappear.
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