Minecraft Pickaxe

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I caught my 24 year-old son having sex with his brother's Minecraft pickaxe...

I know right away this sounds absurd, but it's very much real. Anyway, my second oldest, "Michael" is 24 now, he's way beyond his teenage years to be doing things like this. He should have moved out years ago.

This all started last year when random household objects have started going missing, then reappearing where they were before, with an odd smell present.

I didn't think much of it until early this Monday when I came home unexpectedly. "Michael" was the only one at home, so I thought I'd check in since his door was open. I didn't see anything explicit, but he was very obviously buckling his pants when I walked in.

I was mortified, but I completely froze when I saw his brother's foam Minecraft pickaxe laying right next to him on the bed. I point blank asked him what his brother's Minecraft toy was doing in his room, and all the color drained from his face.

He didn't say anything for a little while, then immediately started begging me to leave, almost pushing me out the door, I think he yelled "I'm sorry" from behind his closed door, but I'm not sure.

I'm absolutely shaken up about this whole situation. I haven't told my husband, and I snuck in to Michael's room, retrieved the Minecraft axe and threw it away, since there's no way his brother's gonna have it again. I don't know what to do, Michael can't even look me in the eye anymore, and the fact that he did that with his brother's toy almost makes it hard to look both of them in the eye.

I think it's time to put him down.

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