More Jeff The Killer Spinoffs That Will Never Happen

Revision as of 14:38, 26 October 2012 by imported>Furbearingbrick

The much-anticipated sequel to the first. Currently a work in progress.


Jeff Squirts Lemon Juice Into His Eye


Jeff Sings Wesley Willis' Greatest Hits


Jeff Becomes A Male Model


Jeff Eats Crow (literally)


Jeff Becomes A Burger-Flipper


Jeff Vs. The Chicken Cow


Jeff Stars In A Crappy Chinese Bootleg NES Game


Jeff Does Nothing Of Interest


Jeff Gets Kicked In The Balls. Hard.


Jeff Accidentally Erases Himself From Existence


Jeff Goes Planking


Jeff Takes Up Stamp-Collecting


Jeff Fries Evil Kermixxx's Legs In Butter


Jeff Wears A Festive Christmas Sweater


Jeff's Hoodie Gets Eaten By Moth Larvae


Jeff Switches Heads With A Fly In A Teleporter Accident

GO. TO. BZZZZZ.



Jeff Saves Christmas (by burning Santa's workshop to the ground. DO NOT QUESTION HIS LOGIC.)


Jeff's Ingrown Toenail


Jeff Joins The Borg


Jeff Gets Enlisted In Military School


Jeff's Butt Approaches Critical Mass


Jeff Is Sued For Copyright Infringement By The Joker


Jeff The Nun


Jeff Fails To Conceal His Boner


Jeff Uses The Power Glove


Jeff The Killer Impregnates Himself


Jeff Gets All His YouTube Videos DMCA'd


Jeff Gets Locked In The Closet


Jeff Punches Himself In The Face


Jeff's Zany Cravings


Jeff Gets Trapped In The 1950's


Jeff The Potato Gets Deep-Fried


Jeff The Killer Screams Racial Epithets For An Hour


Jeff's Banana Madness!!!


Jeff Converts To Buddhism


Jeff Gets Braces


Jeff Lays An Egg


Jeff Vs. Karnov


Jeff Sucks At Castlevania


Jeff Isn't Real, You Idiots


Jeff Smokes Cigars and Stunts His Growth


Attack Of The Mini-Jeffs


Jeff Explodes


Jeff Writes Romantic Novels Under A Pseudonym


Jeff The Wino


Jeff Takes Anger Management Classes


Jeff Prank Calls Zalgo


Jeff Becomes An Angry Game Reviewer


Jeff Starts A Pyramid Scam


Jeff Forgets To Wear Underpants


Jeff Is Sacrificed To Pele (the volcano goddess, not the soccer player)


Jeff Carves A Third Eye Into His Forehead


Jeff Projectile Vomits


Jeff meets Johnson (There, happy now?!)


Jeff Meets Bizarro-Jeff


Jeff Hurls Smiledog Into The Sun


Jeff The Killer On Ice!


Jeff Smokes Snivy's Tail


Jeff Gets His Kidneys Stolen


Jeff Drag Races The Rake


Jeff's Sneakers Wear Out

But seriously, it's going to happen sooner or later.


Jeff Voluntarily Jumps Off A Cliff


Jeff Goes To Antarctica And Freezes His Ass Off Beacuse Let's Face It, That Skimpy Hoodie Wouldn't Do Shit To Protect Him


Jeff Goes Shoggoth-Tipping


Jeff The Killer IN SPACE!!!

Jeff The Killer Aspyxiates In Space

Jeff The Killer Goes Back To Space, With A Spacesuit This Time


Jeff Goes Skinny-Dipping


Jeff's Wart Woes


Jeff Gets Sunburn


Jeff Keep Re-Uploading His Deleted Story To Creepypasta Wiki


Jeff Gets Zits


Jeff The Killer discovers the hard way that he's not completely immune to pain


Jeff Gets Trapped In A Gold Mine


Jeff Can't Breathe Underwater

...OR CAN HE?!


Jeff Really, Really Hates Robots


Jeff Falls Into Molten Lead


Jeff Takes Smiledog To The Vet


Jeff Gets His Ears Pierced


Jeff Gets A Tattoo That He Thinks Means "Ultimate Badass" In Chinese But Really Means "Comes With Free Eggroll"


Jeff Cries A Literal River


Jeff's Offensive T-Shirt


Jeff's Massive, Throbbing...Headache


Jeff Wears A Man-Bra


Jeff's Hair Catches Fire


Jeff Bleeds Copiously From His Anus


Jeff's Eyes Finally Dry Up Like Raisins


Jeff Takes Piano Lessons


Jeff Sticks Tails Doll Up His Ass


Jeff The Killer in: The Big Prison Nun Caper


Jeff the Killer in: The Cliche Hell


Jeff The Killer in: Panties


Jeff The Killer Goes On A Panty Raid


Jeff The Killer Becomes a Jehovah Witness

Jeff The Killer Becomes A Door-To-Door Vaccuum Cleaner Salesman


Honey, I Shrunk Jeff The Killer


Jeff The Killer in: An Adult Contemporary Store


Jeff Pees His Pants


Jeff The Killer in: The Hobo Life


Jeff The Killer, Attack Of The Clon-er VERY ORIGINAL CHARACTERS


Jeff the Killer Discovers The Meaning Of Life and Forgets It Five Seconds Later

Jeff thought to himself: "42"


Jeff The Killer in: A Very Buttbuddy Experience


3 Jeffs At Sea


Jeff Mows His Lawn


Jeff's Big Camp Counselor Experience


jeff and 7 midgets


Jeff The Killer Finds His Mother Attractive (keep in mind that his mother is dead.)


Jeff Gets Posessed By The Ghost Of JFK


Jeff The Killer Retakes Third Grade


Jeff's Shopping Spree


Jeff Finds Jebus & Gets Stabbed


Jeff meets Darth Jeff and fall in l- OFF A CLIFF


Jeff "Discovers" Himself

Part 2: Jeff Gets Caught In A Public Bathroom


Jeff gets banished by KIKKO-BEAM!!!


Jeff Forgets He Has A Bowel Movement


Jeff Finds A Pink Buzzing Thing Rod In His Father's Closet


Jeff Is Frowning On The Inside


Jeff's Nose Grows Back


Jeff Hair-Squeezin's (Low Fat!)


Jeff Vs. Ultraman