Mort The Chicken 3

I swear to freaking god, this story is true.

I was 53 at the time. The year was 1749

I loved a certain game franchise called "Mort The Chicken". I game about a chicken named Mort. In the series there are two games. Beautifully named "Mort The Chicken" and "Mort The Chicken 2".

However, there is a third game that was pulled from shelves. Ominously named "Mort The Chicken 3". It was released for the Nintendo Switch 2, but due to manufacturing issues the game could not be shipped out to stores. When I heard the news I was shocked and I couldn't believe it. I was so excited for the fresh new release in the series but now it's gone. I heard somewhere the game had an "Ao" rating. Dang, Mort really is down dirty though.

Anyways, I was sent a crazy email. It read like this:

"Subject - VERY IMPORTANT: MORT 3!!!!1!1!1!!!!

Dearest Graham,

I have been informed about your extreme love for Mort The Chicken. I was a worker at the Mort factory, where we make Morts. I have a copy of the long lost third game on an SD card, the files attached in this email are the files for the game.

Yours truly, Mia."

I downloaded the files, it was called "THETHIRD.exe". I was so excited! Finally, Mort 3 had been released! Little did I know it was a CURSED GAME!

I opened the game. A pile of splash text appeared on the screen reading out "Mort The Chicken 3!". In the background, footage of the game was displayed. There were two options, "Play!" and "Debug". "Well, they did quit developing the game halfway through development," I thought to myself, "They were probably going to delete this later."

I moved my joystick and selected "Play!". The game distorted with white noise. It then cut to the game loading level one, the text "LEVEL EON" was displayed. When the game loaded, it was level one of Mort The Chicken. Why would the first level of the original game be here? Eh, probably an easter egg or reference for the OG players.

I kept playing. I reached level two. The game distorted again, longer this time. The text "HELPHELPHELPHELPHELP" appeared on screen. I peepeed myself so bad. When the game loaded and I realized I was sitting in my own urine, it was hyper realistic. I used my HD 69K camera to take a picture. I was so scared. There was blood on the walls! My computer started playing scary noises. Here are pictures!

Scary picture of HYPER REALISTIC MORT OH NO!!!

BLOOD WALLS BLOODY BLOOD WALLS!!!!

And then I died and lived happily ever after!!! The ended!

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