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'''Chapter 1: Mozart's Lost Symphony''' |
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⚫ | I was walking down the road when I saw a garage sale. I was very curious and I checked it out. I loved garage sales and I loved Michael Jackson, so I hoped to see some new Michael Jackson CD's there, maybe right next to the hand sanitizer? But instead I found a CD that had "Mozart Symphony No. 42". I knew Mozart only wrote 41 symphonies, so I thought it was a symPHONY. But right next to it was sheet music that had blood all over it. I then asked the mysterious garage owner how much. He said "666 cents" which I instantly calculated to be 6 dollars and 66 cents. But I was too busy calculating the price that I noticed it was the devil's number. I've had a lot of time to think after purchasing it and listening to it, and in hindsight I should never have gone to the garage sale. I bought it using my very own credit card (jealous?) and then the garage owner said "You shouldn't have done that..." |
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When I got home, I put it into my CD player. It started off like a normal Mozart symphony, but something was off. The piano sounded empty and sad, along with something else I couldn't put my tongue on. After 32 seconds, I heard singing. Real singing. I recognized it to be Mozart's voice. He was singing something in Austrian, which is where Mozart is from, so it would make sense he was singing in Austrian. However, I am also Austrian and I speak the language. The lyrics when translated into English read: |
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Oh oh oh oh |
{{email|Oh oh oh oh |
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Damn, the blood rises |
Damn, the blood rises |
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This is my last symphony |
This is my last symphony |
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There will be more villainy |
There will be more villainy}} |
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After this was over, a violin started to play. Several, even. They were screeching and my ears started to bleed blood. It really hurt a bit. I was in so much pain on the floor, almost dying. Finally, the song ended after 192 more seconds of the violin and another verse, which I have translated here (it may be inaccurate due to the violins being so loud and distracting me). This time, there were backup vocals, which were a young Beethoven's. |
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Ohhhhh ahhh ohhhhhh woahhhhh |
{{email|Ohhhhh ahhh ohhhhhh woahhhhh |
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There will be no more Mozartttt...(Bah Bah Bah Bummm...) |
There will be no more Mozartttt... (Bah Bah Bah Bummm...) |
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Only death and despairr(Despair!) |
Only death and despairr (Despair!) |
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It has dominion over alllll(Bah Bah Bah Bummm!!) |
It has dominion over alllll (Bah Bah Bah Bummm!!) |
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The Red Death(Red Deathhhhh) |
The Red Death (Red Deathhhhh) |
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Ehhh Uhhh Ehhh Uhh Ahhh |
Ehhh Uhhh Ehhh Uhh Ahhh |
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And now my final message (His last) |
And now my final message (His last) |
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(inaudible) (yeah yeah go Mozart) |
(inaudible) (yeah yeah go Mozart)}} |
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Mozart's last line could not be translated. It is likely a version of old Austrian, or the low quality of the CD recording. After I wrote this down, I burned the CD so noone would ever have to go through the torture I had to. But once it was burned, the ghosts of Mozart and Beethoven appeared. They beat me to death. I could never listen to another Michael Jackson song. |
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