MrBeast Tricked Me
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Howdy. My name is Bill Thomas. I'm homeless, and I'm also pissed off. Wanna know why? Okay. I'll tell you the whole story...
James "Jimmy" McDonaldson (I think he goes by Mr. Beast or something, I don't know) and his camera crew began to set up near where I was begging for change. I walked over to him with my plastic cup at the ready, and asked him if he had some cheddar for an old fellow like myself. He didn't hear me the first time, or he was just ignoring me, so I asked again. Then, he said to me:
"Oh my god, can you shut the fuck up? Stop asking me for change, I'm trying to do my sound check!"
I felt like punching him. But instead, I backed up in shock and started walking away. Then, I noticed his 'boom mic' was all ready to go and the cameras were rolling, and he walked up to me instead. He made a real show out of it! I smiled a bit, knowing what was about to happen.
"... and I'm going to be helping this man here, what's your name?"
"My name is Bill."
"Bill, okay, nice to meet 'ya Bill..."
I felt like doing a leap into the air. He must've been some philanthropist filming this encounter for a show, or something. I was ready to take whatever he had.
"I'm gonna give you a choice, Bill..." Jimmy said to me, holding out a check and a present box. "Do you want the check, or the wonderful mystery box?"
I tossed it around in my head. The money would've been great, but then again... he was probably fooling me with a bigger prize inside the box...
"I'll take the box!" I shouted happily, thinking I made the right choice. Little did I know, I was wronger than wrong.
Jimmy chuckled at me as I opened the present. Inside was a single bar of soap. Jimmy's chuckle turned into a maniacal laugh. Him and his camera crew pointed at me, making fun of me, until I took the bar of soap and shoved it into his mouth.
"That's for saying fuck, you fucker!!" I shouted, running away with tears in my eyes. I never saw Mr. Beast again.
Some people say it was a prank. Some people say it wasn't the real Mr. Beast... but I know it was.
Soon... I will get my revenge...
Written by Meaty
Content is available under CC BY-SA
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