Muppets Lost Episode
Muppets, Muppets, Muppets. What can you say about the Muppets? I really do enjoy them. One day I thought I should watch the Muppet Show,and it was only 9:00 at night, so why not? I got my DVD, and put it in and it had said "Sorry, this dvd does not work. Please try again later!" Then it said we found a episode. BOY, I wish I didn't click on it. It started off with the same ol theme song. But after the Theme song stuff got really really REALLY fucked up. Kermit comes up and says "Ladies and gentleman, welcome to muppet show! We've got an excellent show planned for you today, and we can't wait for you to see it! It is now Time for The Great Gonzo to carry a 1000 pound rock!" While doing his arm flail, but then I said "HOLY SHIT THATS FUCKING HEAVY AS HELL!"
Then Gonzo's act came on, but all of a sudden, camilla came and sneezed. Gonzo's eyes started to open, and then the rock fell on gonzo. When it happened I was expecting it to be a cartoony flat gonzo, but it turns out, Gonzo's eyes and brain had popped out, and his beaked was scratched terribly, with blood everywhere. After that, scooter rushed to the stage while the curtain closed, while shouting out "CALL THE AMBULANCE!" realistically, it looped for 5 times, until Kermit ran on stage panting, and then saying "Sorry folks, looks Gonzo's act was a bit..flattering!" *Kermit had a nervous chuckle while the audience laughed*
Then, it showed Bunsen and Becker in the muppet lab. Bunsen makes a drink and said "Beaker, because of your hard work, I made this lemonade just for you!" Becker had a joyful "Meep meep meep", and bunsen left the room to get more equipment. Beaker is about to drink it, but then accidentally spills it on an experiment. Beaker gets shocked (not a cartoon-like shock), and then the lab starts to go on fire, with Beaker in it. Bunsen and Sweetums run into the lab to help Beaker escape, but they end up being locked inside, burning to their demise.
I said to myself, "So many deaths! why why why..." Then It showed Kermit getting ready for the next number, until it goes to a first person view of someone jumping down at him trying to attack him. Kermit does his arm flail, but instead of doing his normal "yay", he screams for help. After that he gets stabbed, and someone rams him into the ground. Then I said "A KNIFE?! WHO DID THAT??" Then, I saw a red fur on the knife then I said "IT WAS ANIMAL."
Then Animal yelled out DEATHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!" Then it showed Fozzie of course doing his good ol jokes. He says, "Hey, did you hear about the one where a chickpea got called to a murder scene? It was PURE hummucide!" Then Animal comes in and bites Fozzies arm off. The audience members, and some of the muppets who work on the show started running out of the theatre.
I was going to turn it off, but Animal chanted "NO ESCAPE!!" 3 times.
Then I showed Miss Piggy crying over Kermits Death, with scooter, and rowlf comforting her. Then Animal says to Piggy "BOW WOW, BACON!!" Scooter and Rowlf try to defend Piggy, but animal ends up throwing rowlf across the room, and then animal bashes scooter's head to the wall until he gets unconscious, Miss piggy even tries to defend herself with karate skills, but during it, animal bites her arm. animal is about to turn unconscious piggy into a sandwich, until all of a sudden
The other band members come to the scene, and try to tame and shoot Animal. Animal ends up becoming more aggressive, and whams zoot with a guitar and then runs into another room, he sprays some gas in the room.Then it said "all the Muppets are Dead."
Then Animal chants "HELL IS COMING!" fr 15 times. Then the episode ends.
I have looked up on all the websites I could find, like: Facebook, Twitter, and others ,and said "Have you heard of this Muppets Lost Episode?" Then everyone said "yes?"However, but I got rid of it because it was just disturbing.
Then I said to my self FUCK ANIMAL AHHHHHHHHHHH
Originally on Geoshea's Lost Episodes Wiki
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