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I guess I should start at the beginning. My name is Brittany Trufflefuch. I was born with a gift. I can tell what anyone has eaten, just by ripping their stomachs open and looking around in their stomachs. But as you will soon find out, not every gift is a blessing.
Cut to now, 28 years later. Married, 16 kids, and a nasty crack addiction.
So I wake up Thursday morning and
So I begin to use my gift.
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