My Gift

I guess I should start at the beginning. My name is Brittany Trufflefuch. I was born with a gift. I can tell what anyone has eaten, just by ripping their stomachs open and looking around in their stomachs. But as you will soon find out, not every gift is a blessing.

Cut to now, 28 years later. Married, 16 kids, and a nasty crack addiction. It's amazing the things you can't unsee digging around in people's torsos.

So I wake up Thursday morning and I'm ready to rip a thick hot off of a fat crack rock and to my horror, my crack is gone! So I'm terrified, what if one of my kids ate it, they could die!

So I begin to use my gift. I'm tearing into more kids like a bat out of hell. As I throw the last one on the pile, I see something out of the corner of my eye on the kitchen table.

There's my crack! Silly me....

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Credited to grghbbs 

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