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"McGonagall!" he spat. "Intercourse is forbidden anyways on school grounds! You can't just let them get away with this!" |
"McGonagall!" he spat. "Intercourse is forbidden anyways on school grounds! You can't just let them get away with this!" |
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"It's not my fault!" shouted Draco. "This crazy bitch tried to |
"It's not my fault!" shouted Draco. "This crazy bitch tried to fuck me! You should expell her ass!" |
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"Don't make up excuses!" shouted Snape. |
"Don't make up excuses!" shouted Snape. |
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"Severus," sighed Dumbledore, "just leave them be. Ebony, is what Draco said about |
"Severus," sighed Dumbledore, "just leave them be. Ebony, is what Draco said about sex true?" |
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"Of course not," I said while Draco looked shocked. I smiled slyly. |
"Of course not," I said while Draco looked shocked. I smiled slyly. |
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I smiled seductively as I dragged Draco up to our rooms. Some of the teachers glared at us, but I didn't care. Draco was furious. |
I smiled seductively as I dragged Draco up to our rooms. Some of the teachers glared at us, but I didn't care. Draco was furious. |
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"You freaking bitch!" he shouted. "You try to |
"You freaking bitch!" he shouted. "You try to violate me, and you expect me to have sex with you anyways?" He tried to yank his arm away from me, but I didn't let him. |
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Draco finally, with strength, released me from my grip and sprinted for the nearest door. I didn't care. I would get him soon enough anyways, whether he liked it or not. |
Draco finally, with strength, released me from my grip and sprinted for the nearest door. I didn't care. I would get him soon enough anyways, whether he liked it or not. |
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I searched the halls for Harry's class. Finally, I came to room 413, and kicked the door open with such great rage I swear I woke up Australia. |
I searched the halls for Harry's class. Finally, I came to room 413, and kicked the door open with such great rage I swear I woke up Australia. |
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"HARRY POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" |
"HARRY POTTER, YOU MOTHERFUCKER!" |
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