My Orgasmic Monsters

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We all love good ol' mobile gameses! None more than the My Singing Monsters. These silly lil doohickeys really brap up a storm *BRAAAAAAAAAP* DARN! That was smelly, anyways, furthermore, without further a dort. I'll tell you my story about such a fun game! (It will become green and vile.)

So we meet in a crisp summer morning. I didn't have to go to school because it was a summer morning. Crisp! I wake up in my disgusting bed bug ridden fortress of dreams, and I wonder while coddled up in the skeets, "What will I will do towill? Let's see!" I know! I check my app store on my android smuck covered tablet. (Everyone has one and if you don't you are not. cool.) What do I see first thing? My Singing Monsters! I watched the trailer and I thought "That's...not so bad?" I hear a bom and a doowa and another bom and a doowa and some other goofy lil trinkets here and there and all around the square! That's it! I'll download that for a pretty penny. I didn't download it for a pretty penny cause it was free but I still downloaded it. Onto the gameplay!

So I go in and I'm on this grassy null. Oh crap! It's a head! (talk about being ahead. LAUGH.) The funny little green creature told me to do things and I said no. "I will not do a tutorial, this is not undertail XD." I quickly, abruptly, and efficiently skipped past the tutorial in a dash of grace... and love and excitement! What's this? A little rocky egg in my external womb. I hatch it immediately, and place it. Woah woah woah... woah... this isn't right. I place the monster and its giant rocky blistered clitoris became inflammed. It grinned at me, and began rubbing the disgusting greenish-grayish lump. It shouted loudly at me, with a big "Ugghhhhhhh!" Jeez Louis! This is a sight to be seen. I thought this game was rated E for Egads! No matter, I decided to forget this horrid sight, and go find me a new egg. Mammott seems pretty cool, plus he's cheap and I saw him on the teaser. Looks like I'm sold! I get his honkey ass and place him once the time is done. Once again, another monster with a big inflamed lump. This one was way more fleshy! Disgusting! The moans got louder as one...two! monsters were moaning on my screen. It was getting serious now. Aieeeeee!

What to do...what to do...? What to do! I have an idea. Lets see a random persons island and figure out this caper. I go to one and it loads up. Then all the sudden...a big chasm of sound rained into my earholes through my silly earphones. Lucky I'm home alone rofl. I was met with about...hrm...20-25 monsters absolutely screeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaming into my tympanic membranes. They all rubbed their round bulbus fat oily disgusting bloated clitorises. What a sight! Amid the chaos, a giant robot named, the rarest of wubboxes, was absolutely destroying a sweet bountiful babe. Her name was parlsona and I fell in love at first sight. The wubbox looked at the screen and said something about being fearful he wont sing!

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