My awesome job at Dairy Queen!
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I was an intern at Dairy Queen, and I was working at the Frosty dispenser. Ronald McDonald walked in, and started to tell all the little kids to go to McDonald’s. Chris Hansen walks out of the cooler where they keep the cakes. “How are you doing today?” Chris tell Ronald as Ronald runs out the door and gets arrested. “Thank you, Chris!” Some random person yells.
One hour later, I was alone. The hash-slinging slasher popped out of the DQ sign. It started leaking hyperrealistic blood. I was screaming, “The rash ringing… The sash singing… THE HASH-SLINGING SLASHER!!! He killed me, and my skeleton popped out.
