My experience with Shrek

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>Be me

>Be 20 years old

>No job

>No GF

>Living in my parents' basement, wallowing in darkness and my own filth

>Do nothing all day but fap to my Shrek posters, Shrek merchandise, Shrek rule 34 and watch Shrek's movies

>Diet consists of nothing but onions

>Room smells like manure

>Haven't showered in months

>Mom and dad walk in and turn the lights on

>I hiss as the room is filled with light, burning my skin

>Just in time to catch me cumming on one of my many Shrek figurines

>Start yelling at me

>Dad is steaming with anger and mom is crying

>Dad starts ripping my Shrek posters off the walls and tearing apart my Shrek plushies

>I screech in despair and try to stop him

>He hooks me in the chin

>I go down hard

>He towers above me, anger in his eyes, and lifts his leg

>Stomps at my face

>I close my eyes and brace for the blow

>Nothing comes

>I hesitantly open my eyes

>Shrek is holding dad's leg

>Dad is staring at Shrek with disbelief in his eyes and mom stops crying

>Shrek proceeds to snap his leg like a twig and rips it off

>Dad lets out a horrifying scream and collapses holding his leg's stump, which only arouses Shrek 

>Mom is paralyzed with fear, her tears dried up from terror

>Shrek calmly walks over to mom, fully erect, leaving dad to bleed out

>Shoves three onions down her throat and skullfucks her while she suffocates

>Dad is screaming in the background

>Shrek climaxes and roars in delight as he floods mom with his green spunk

>Mom's stomach swells up and explodes

>Shrek's sperm, blood, mom's guts and onions are splattered all over the room

>Shrek throws mom's limp corpse at a wall

>Turns around and looks at my dad, who is now quietly sobbing

>Dad shits himself with fear

>His pants become stained with a mix of blood and feces

>Shrek casually grabs the leg he ripped off from dad

>Stands above him

>"It's all ogre for you"

>Dad stares at me with pleading eyes, but I look the other way

>Shrek shoves the severed leg up dad's rectum and fucks him with it until he expires from severe internal bleeding

>Shrek looks at me 

>I'm curled up in the corner, silently masturbating 

>He extends his hand

>Helps me up

>He gently pulls down my pants 

>I nod

>He rips off my dick and balls

>The pain is unimaginable, but I endure it for Shrek

>He whispers in my ear 

>"This is my swamp"

>Shrek penetrates my brand new pussy

>We make love all day

>I pass out from the pleasure

>Next morning I wake up

>Shrek's seed, mixed with my blood, is still dripping from my pussy

>Shrek is gone

>The air has a faint smell of onions

>My parents' corpses are still there, rotting and stained with crusted cum, blood and shit

>I see my computer is on

>There's an onion on the desk, and a picture of Shrek smiling in the background

>"Shrek is love", I say, "Shrek is life"

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