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My name is Tena-na and I am a loving and kind twitch streamer and avid video game player/masturbator. One day I was driving through the deepest depths of South Carolina in order to reach a fighting game tournament. I main dee jay by the way who really needs buffs. My mercury tracer broke down somewhere near a deep dark forest that contained a small abandoned looking house. With nowhere else to turn I approached the house and rang the doorbell.
My name is Tena-na and I am a loving and kind twitch streamer and avid video game player/masturbator. One day I was driving through the deepest depths of South Carolina in order to reach a fighting game tournament. I main dee jay by the way who really needs buffs. My mercury tracer broke down somewhere near a deep dark forest that contained a small abandoned looking house. With nowhere else to turn I approached the house and rang the doorbell.


"Hadouken!"
"Hadouken!"


The door bell played the street fighter sound effect for ryu throwing a fireball. I waited for a minute and I could hear footsteps from inside the house. A bald mexican man wielding a katana opened the door and greeted me with a hearty "Hi there! ITs ya boy ENGRAVINGS". I was startled at his mispronounciations and stupidity. He invited me into his and slammed the door behind me. He showed me his bizarre knick knacks and trinkets. One that stood out among the rest was a pizza hut arcade stick which he made. He asked if I wanted anything to drink and I said yes. However, instead of getting the drink for me like a gracious host he pointed me to the kitchen. I made my way to the fridge and saw nothing but various mountain dew cans, most being empty. I opened the freezer for some ice and only found batteries.
The door bell played the street fighter sound effect for Ryu throwing a fireball. I waited for a minute and I could hear footsteps from inside the house. A bald foreign man wielding a katana opened the door and greeted me with a hearty "Hi there! ITs ya boy ENGRAVINGS". I was startled at his mispronunciations and stupidity. He invited me into his and slammed the door behind me. He showed me his bizarre knick-knacks and trinkets. One that stood out among the rest was a pizza hut arcade stick which he made. He asked if I wanted anything to drink and I said yes. However, instead of getting the drink for me like a gracious host he pointed me to the kitchen. I made my way to the fridge and saw nothing but various mountain dew cans, most being empty. I opened the freezer for some ice and only found batteries.


"What kind of backwards place is this?", I whispered to myself.
"What kind of backwards place is this?" I whispered to myself.


I talked to Engravings and asked when a tow truck can come by. He said that he would fix the car himself and that is when I knew the only way I was getting out of here is by running, but before I could reach the door a throwing star hit the wall next to me and as I stood paralyzed in fear all I heard was....
I talked to Engravings and asked when a tow truck can come by. He said that he would fix the car himself and that is when I knew the only way I was getting out of here is by running, but before I could reach the door a throwing star hit the wall next to me and as I stood paralyzed in fear all I heard was...


"You wanna leave it on the mat, city bitch?"
"You wanna leave it on the mat, city bitch?"


IF I survive this encounter I will update on my status.
IF I survive this encounter I will update on my status.
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Latest revision as of 00:29, 12 August 2023

My name is Tena-na and I am a loving and kind twitch streamer and avid video game player/masturbator. One day I was driving through the deepest depths of South Carolina in order to reach a fighting game tournament. I main dee jay by the way who really needs buffs. My mercury tracer broke down somewhere near a deep dark forest that contained a small abandoned looking house. With nowhere else to turn I approached the house and rang the doorbell.

"Hadouken!"

The door bell played the street fighter sound effect for Ryu throwing a fireball. I waited for a minute and I could hear footsteps from inside the house. A bald foreign man wielding a katana opened the door and greeted me with a hearty "Hi there! ITs ya boy ENGRAVINGS". I was startled at his mispronunciations and stupidity. He invited me into his and slammed the door behind me. He showed me his bizarre knick-knacks and trinkets. One that stood out among the rest was a pizza hut arcade stick which he made. He asked if I wanted anything to drink and I said yes. However, instead of getting the drink for me like a gracious host he pointed me to the kitchen. I made my way to the fridge and saw nothing but various mountain dew cans, most being empty. I opened the freezer for some ice and only found batteries.

"What kind of backwards place is this?" I whispered to myself.

I talked to Engravings and asked when a tow truck can come by. He said that he would fix the car himself and that is when I knew the only way I was getting out of here is by running, but before I could reach the door a throwing star hit the wall next to me and as I stood paralyzed in fear all I heard was...

"You wanna leave it on the mat, city bitch?"

IF I survive this encounter I will update on my status.

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