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I was wearing a very fine suit. It was black, with undershirt sticking out, and very magnificent folds that magnificently flapped out in the majestic breeze.
 
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So I kept strolling down the streets with people running away from me. I was now confused. Why were people scared of me? I shook my head and kept walking.
 
When I finally reached my interview place, the interviewer looked horrified. He screamed. He died. His secretary, who could have been a competitor for Kim Kardashian's hot-ass boobs, quickly yanked out a phone and called 911.
 
"What did I do?" I mused to myself.
 
Suddenly the police barged in. "Hands up sir" they say. "You are arrested for -"
 
"For what?" I said loudly.
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I just admire my penis.
 
I think you do totoo.
 
You're next. (For the penis anyway)
 
(For the penis anyway)
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