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I wake up every night in a cold sweat to the smell of peppermint essential oils. That's usually when she emerges from the periphery of my vision into full view—impossibly tall, pale rotting skin, and an impeccable
She walks, slow and disjointed over to me until
I never answer her, because I have sleep paralysis at the time and that would be unrealistic. When I wake up the next morning, I always find a trial-sized bottle of Arbonne hand lotion under my pillow. This morning, I finally made the mistake of trying it. The lotion was normal enough, and smelled pleasant, but there was something else--I felt an intense, euphoric rush.
Speaking of great business opportunities, are any of you interested in starting your own business and working from. If you need HELP taking control of your life, reach out to ME. Boss babes only, PLEASE!
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