NAKED SHERK

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Moral: "Don't disobey your mother"

I was at home eating lasagna, it was the 32nd of the 13th of 1337, until my mother told me to brush my teeth, but I said I wasn't going to, she got angry and threw me out of the window, I fell face down on the floor and scraped my face, there was a mark.

My mother told me I wasn't going to sleep at home that day. I was in shock, but I didn't have much to do. Walking near the house, I found a bush, I lay down there and slept, for some reason, I felt like taking my clothes off and just wearing my underwear, I woke up to the stench of cancer, I was paralyzed, a thick hand with thick green fingers was hugging me from behind, it wasn't a human, it looked like an ogre, he hugged me and said: "you're safe now", and I died and until now he's looking for me...

I wasn't dead (I think), I woke up in a very smelly place, a stench of shit with piss and feces with ogre breath, a gooey place with thorns.

When I managed to get out, I fell from a height of 1 QUADRILLION meters and broke my leg, when I looked up, I saw that I was on Mount Everest and in front was a mountain, I looked back and I saw... a fat green guy with a school shirt.

A black hole opened up and a thick green hand pulled me into it, I ended up on the moon, Shrek paralyzed me, he was naked and he said to me: "look what you've done", after that I saw Mars hitting the earth and an egg explosion, Shrek started crying and saying: "you're not safe anymore", and then he took a chainsaw out of his balls and stuck it up my ass.

I woke up in the bushes and I looked back and I saw... that my ass was gone.

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