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One day I was at the flea market because it is fun and I find lots of cool video game shit there. I was looking for my rad friend Barney but instead there was an old man in |
One day I was at the flea market because it is fun and I find lots of cool video game shit there. I was looking for my rad friend Barney but instead there was an old man in Barney's place. "What happened to Barney? I asked the old man. |
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"I have no fucking clue but he left this for you." It was a cd that said "A sonic game". I play the occasional Sonic the Hedgehog, though, |
"I have no fucking clue but he left this for you." It was a cd that said "A sonic game". I play the occasional Sonic the Hedgehog, though, I'm not very good. But, if Barney is giving it to me, it must be good. |
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As I was walking home (I lived nearby) I was wondering what was inside the case. Sonic 06? SOnic R? Both good games. I decided to open the case. The cd had nothing written on it but there was a note on the inside. It was from Barney! it said… |
As I was walking home (I lived nearby) I was wondering what was inside the case. Sonic 06? SOnic R? Both good games. I decided to open the case. The cd had nothing written on it but there was a note on the inside. It was from Barney! it said… |
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''Peggy,'' |
''Peggy,'' |
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''For the love of god destroy this game. And |
''For the love of god destroy this game. And don't play it. Trust me. I know you like to do stupid shit but I am not shitting you right now you have to believe me. It's fucking cursed.'' |
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''-Barney'' |
''-Barney'' |
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''-N.E.'' |
''-N.E.'' |
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Chilly? It was the middle of summer. Who was N.E.? I was going to find out soon, but, I |
Chilly? It was the middle of summer. Who was N.E.? I was going to find out soon, but, I didn't really want to know. And trust me when I say, Barney was right, I didn't want to. |
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When I got into my house, I booted up the computer and put the disc in. "Can you feel the sunshine started laying. It was a little distorted, but I shrugged it off. then the titlescreen appeared |
When I got into my house, I booted up the computer and put the disc in. "Can you feel the sunshine started laying. It was a little distorted, but I shrugged it off. then the titlescreen appeared |
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[[File:Nipples start screen.png|thumb|220x220px]] |
[[File:Nipples start screen.png|thumb|220x220px]] |
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A fan game? Is that what Barney |
A fan game? Is that what Barney doesn't want me to play? A poorly made one, too.But, I had to find out. So, I pressed start. But, I keep hearing something whisper "emrahld…". I just shrugged it off, and started playing. |
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I was Sonic. The level was just flat and really plain. The ground was black. The sky was red. I began to move forward until I reached a cliff. I thought about going down until something appeared in front of me. It looked like knuckles. It was screaming "EMRAHLDS" and then beat sonic to a bloody pulp in front of me. I was horrified. |
I was Sonic. The level was just flat and really plain. The ground was black. The sky was red. I began to move forward until I reached a cliff. I thought about going down until something appeared in front of me. It looked like knuckles. It was screaming "EMRAHLDS" and then beat sonic to a bloody pulp in front of me. I was horrified. |
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''"Peggy…… please help me….."'' |
''"Peggy…… please help me….."'' |
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I started screaming "WHAT THE HELL BARNEY THIS |
I started screaming "WHAT THE HELL BARNEY THIS ISN'T FUNNY ANYMORE" |
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''"This |
''"This isn't a joke… I'm stuck in the game because of Nipples the Enchilada. The only way to get me out is to break the game."'' |
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"N-Nipples?" just as I said that, Nipples the Enchilada appeared on the screen. His eyes were like black holes. His fist-nipples were coated in hyper-realistic blood. He had a sadistic look on his face and he was standing right behind Barney. Then he began to speak. |
"N-Nipples?" just as I said that, Nipples the Enchilada appeared on the screen. His eyes were like black holes. His fist-nipples were coated in hyper-realistic blood. He had a sadistic look on his face and he was standing right behind Barney. Then he began to speak. |
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''"Allow me to introduce myself. |
''"Allow me to introduce myself. I'm Nipples the Enchilada. I can break through bones with my rock-hard fist nipples……….. Boy, It's kinda chilly today huh……."'' |
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THE NOTE. Just as I was thinking about the note, my room became ice-cold. I felt like I had frost bite. Especially…. in my nipples. |
THE NOTE. Just as I was thinking about the note, my room became ice-cold. I felt like I had frost bite. Especially…. in my nipples. |
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Before me stood Barney. "You can stop crying now." he told me. |
Before me stood Barney. "You can stop crying now." he told me. |
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"Are we going to burn |
"Are we going to burn what's left of it?" |
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"Yes." |
"Yes." |