Netflix Cuphead Lost Episode - Spilt Milk

As you all know, the Cuphead Show recently released on Netflex. But I speak of a lost episode that was only avalable at 3:00 AM that night. I was up late, and noticed the show got an update.

All the episodes were gone. Only one was left.

Episode 666

The episode started with the usual theme, everything was normal till Elder Kettle came bursting out the door after Cuphead and Mugman flew out of their house with a rocket, but instead of ducking when the rocket came towards him, he was hit by it, and hyper realistic blood splattered on the screen , it was so realistic that some of the blood on the screen splattered on my arm,

I was scared, but decided to keep watching

Then the intro cut to the part where the theme was nearing the end, where Cuphead and Mugman came crashing into a theater, but this time, the tip of the rocket was covered in blood and tea, and Cuphead and Mugman were covered in Elder Kettle's remains, and instead of crashing into a theater, they crashed into an orphanage, and right when they crashed into an orphanage, lots of babies can be heard crying, and at the part where Mugman was playing the trumpet, he fell on the floor and real blood came out. When I saw what this episode was called, I was shocked... the episode was called 'Spilt Milk'

The episode starts with Cuphead, who was fighting with his brother Mugman, they were talking about who is gonna get the most pancakes, midway through their arguement, the animation style became that of family guy, where Cuphead realistically falls down the stars and dies, and this hyper realistic blood spewed out of my dusty Xbox 360. This made me scared...

They had a funeral for Cuphead. It was really sad. Then, the Devil showed up disguised as an elderly grandma. Elder Kettle asked who she was and she revealed herself. The Devil draged Cuphead to hell, very realistically, as fire overtook the poor cup and burned him alived. Then, my TV began to smoke and I had to put it out. Nonetheles, I knew I had to kept watching. I had to know what happenes next.

After about 30 seconds of blackness, Cuphead woke up hyperrealistically, and he was in hell, and hell looked like that one scene out of Family Guy where Brian took shrooms, and the animation style looked similar to that of Family Guy, heck, even the characters started to move like Family Guy characters. 'Hello, Mugsy, Elder Kettle?' called Cuphead

I then fell asleep (because it was so shocking I fainted), and then woke up, unrealistically.

What I saw next was the most terrible thing ever, and it ruined my love for Cuphead forever, Cuphead then looked around, heck, not even the Devil was there, he was in a red void filled with red water and giant orange blobs, wait, Cuphead wasn't in a void, he was inside something, and as I realized this, it seemed that Cuphead figured it out too, and when he did, he started screaming, and the scream sound effect was the Toby Mcquire scream at the end of Spider Man 2. I wondered what Cuphead was screaming at, and then I saw it, infront of Cuphead came two large glowing red eyes, a red glowing nose, and a red glowing smile with freckes. Wait, Cuphead wasn't inside something, he was inside someone, he was inside BowlBoy, 'Well, you'll make a swell meal that I'll be eating up!,' said BowlBoy, and then my TV blew up, and hyperrealistic carrots and sauce flooded my house

And as I was slowly fading out of my reality and into the light, I saw Bowlboy right infront of me...

and then I woke up on my couch

and destroyed all of my Cuphead Merch

THE END (...or was it?)

AND THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!!!!

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