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A friend of mine named James recently sent me a game called "Netvos. |
A friend of mine named James recently sent me a game called "Netvos." Well, I’m assuming it’s called that since on the CD it says, "NETVOS." |
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I had never heard of it before, and a quick Google search showed that such a game doesn’t exist. What made this even stranger is that James attached a note saying, "Kevin (that’s my name, just so you know), whatever you do, DON’T PLAY THIS GAME! |
I had never heard of it before, and a quick Google search showed that such a game doesn’t exist. What made this even stranger is that James attached a note saying, "Kevin (that’s my name, just so you know), whatever you do, DON’T PLAY THIS GAME!" |
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I honestly thought it was a joke. James has a sense of humor, and this seemed like a prank. So, I decided to play it. Maybe it was a new game. Or an old game. Only one way to find out. |
I honestly thought it was a joke. James has a sense of humor, and this seemed like a prank. So, I decided to play it. Maybe it was a new game. Or an old game. Only one way to find out. |
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Despite this strangeness, I persevered through the game, which kept getting darker and stranger until… |
Despite this strangeness, I persevered through the game, which kept getting darker and stranger until… |
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"FOOL! |
"FOOL!" a voice said from the game. "YOU HAVE MET YOUR MATCH! I AM NETVOS, BRINGER OF DARKNESS, DESTROYER OF SOULS!" |
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I giggled a bit. James really outdid himself with this one. Not only did he make a game, but he also got someone to do this whole Netvos thing. Kudos to him. |
I giggled a bit. James really outdid himself with this one. Not only did he make a game, but he also got someone to do this whole Netvos thing. Kudos to him. |
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"WHY DO YOU LAUGH? |
"WHY DO YOU LAUGH?" Netvos suddenly said. |
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Wait, did he hear me laugh? |
Wait, did he hear me laugh? |
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"Did you hear me laugh? |
"Did you hear me laugh?" I asked. |
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"OF COURSE I DID, PATHETIC MORTAL. I AM NETVOS, BRINGER OF DARKNESS, DESTROYER OF SOULS! |
"OF COURSE I DID, PATHETIC MORTAL. I AM NETVOS, BRINGER OF DARKNESS, DESTROYER OF SOULS!" |
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"Didn’t you just say that? |
"Didn’t you just say that?" |
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"HM. SO I DID. |
"HM. SO I DID." |
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Ok, so apparently this game is haunted by some being named Netvos. I could keep conversing with him, or I could do something else. |
Ok, so apparently this game is haunted by some being named Netvos. I could keep conversing with him, or I could do something else. |
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I called up James to ask for his advice. |
I called up James to ask for his advice. |
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"Hi, James, it’s Kevin, |
"Hi, James, it’s Kevin," I said once I got him on the phone. |
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"Oh, Kevin! Hey! What’s up? |
"Oh, Kevin! Hey! What’s up?" he asked. |
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"Well, I have a question. Hypothetically – |
"Well, I have a question. Hypothetically – " I started, until James interrupted me. |
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"You played the game, didn’t you? |
"You played the game, didn’t you?" |
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"Yep. |
"Yep." |
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"Didn’t I tell you not to play it? |
"Didn’t I tell you not to play it?" |
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"In all defense, I thought you were joking when you told me not to play it. I mean, if you wanted to make sure no one played it, why not destroy it or bury it or something? |
"In all defense, I thought you were joking when you told me not to play it. I mean, if you wanted to make sure no one played it, why not destroy it or bury it or something?" |
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"I…I am not a smart person, |
"I…I am not a smart person," he admitted. |
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"Clearly. Well, do you have any advice on how to stop this Netvos guy? |
"Clearly. Well, do you have any advice on how to stop this Netvos guy?" |
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"No, not really. Maybe just try and outsmart him? |
"No, not really. Maybe just try and outsmart him?" |
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"James, he’s an egomaniacal demon thing that haunts a game. How do I outsmart him? |
"James, he’s an egomaniacal demon thing that haunts a game. How do I outsmart him? |
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"How should I know? You’re the smart one. |
"How should I know? You’re the smart one." |
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"Ugh, |
"Ugh," I said, and hung up. |
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I guess I could try outsmarting this Netvos, or at least getting a better understanding of his motives and personality. I opened the laptop. |
I guess I could try outsmarting this Netvos, or at least getting a better understanding of his motives and personality. I opened the laptop. |
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"OH, THANK SATAN YOU OPENED THAT. I COULDN’T BREATHE, |
"OH, THANK SATAN YOU OPENED THAT. I COULDN’T BREATHE," Netvos said. |
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"You’re welcome. Now, can you please tell me what you’re doing haunting a computer game? |
"You’re welcome. Now, can you please tell me what you’re doing haunting a computer game?" I asked. |
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"WELL, I’M USING IT TO SLOWLY DRIVE EVERYONE INSANE, AND TAKE OVER THIS DIMENSION! MWHAHAHA – |
"WELL, I’M USING IT TO SLOWLY DRIVE EVERYONE INSANE, AND TAKE OVER THIS DIMENSION! MWHAHAHA – " |
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"Wait, really? |
"Wait, really?" |
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"YEAH. IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THAT? |
"YEAH. IS THERE A PROBLEM WITH THAT?" |
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"Well, it’s not exactly the smartest way to get what you want. |
"Well, it’s not exactly the smartest way to get what you want." |
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"WHAT WOULD YOU DO? |
"WHAT WOULD YOU DO?" |
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"Can you escape that game and possess other types of electronics? |
"Can you escape that game and possess other types of electronics?" |
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"YEAH, I’M PRETTY SURE I CAN. I’M A DEMON WITH GOD-LIKE POWERS, SO IT’S WITHIN THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY. |
"YEAH, I’M PRETTY SURE I CAN. I’M A DEMON WITH GOD-LIKE POWERS, SO IT’S WITHIN THE REALM OF POSSIBILITY." |
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"Then why not do that? Take control of the data grid or something. Get control of nuclear weapons, and threaten to launch them if you don’t get what you want. I mean, it’s a much better way to go about things than what you’re doing. |
"Then why not do that? Take control of the data grid or something. Get control of nuclear weapons, and threaten to launch them if you don’t get what you want. I mean, it’s a much better way to go about things than what you’re doing." |
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Netvos was quiet for a second. |
Netvos was quiet for a second. |
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"BE RIGHT BACK, |
"BE RIGHT BACK," he said. |
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Sometime later... |
Sometime later... |
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That’s why I’m now a manual laborer building a statue in honor of our new Lord Netvos. Helping me was my friend, James. |
That’s why I’m now a manual laborer building a statue in honor of our new Lord Netvos. Helping me was my friend, James. |
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"I told you not to play the game, |
"I told you not to play the game," he said. |
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Lacking any witty or smart retorts, I simply said, "Shut up. |
Lacking any witty or smart retorts, I simply said, "Shut up." |
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