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I got laid off from my job a couple months ago when my company went through a period of downsizing. They shuttered my department and handed me a pink slip. It wasn’twasn't all bad - I got a pretty decent severance package that allowed me to pay off my student loans, so at least I wasn’twasn't in debt.
 
But money always runs out at some point.
 
I figured my best course of action was to cruise the dark web for some job postings. Immediately upon login in to my tor server I got a pop up that said ”Do"Do you want to make $800 a week? Click here!"
 
That was too good an opportunity to pass up and not at all suspicious, so I clicked and immediately my computer screen went dark. My phone screen lit up with a call. “Unknown"Unknown Number," it said.
 
I answered.
 
“Hello"Hello?" I said.
 
The voice on the other end was staticky and wrong-sounding.
 
“Is"Is this Gregory?" It said, spookily.
 
“Yup"Yup! That’sThat's me. Who’sWho's calling?" I answered cheerfully.
 
”Your"Your job starts tonight at 1 AM at the old decrepit factory. You will find a set of rules on the desk in the security vestibule. Don’tDon't be late."
 
CLICK. The line went dead.
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I showed up at the creepy, rundown factory on the edge of town at 12:45, entering slowly and making my way to the security vestibule.
 
Just like the scary voice on the phone said, there was a wrinkled piece of paper with dark brown stains on it that said, “RULES"RULES."
 
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#Lock the security vestibule each time you enter and exit, or else.
#Make your rounds through the first floor after 1:30 AM and don’tdon't ever look behind you, or else.
#When you reach the abandoned stairwell, shine your flashlight around for a couple of minutes and cough five times exactly, or else.
#Proceed to the second floor and close all of the doors and then turn right back around and open all of the doors, or else.
#Starting at 2:35 AM, you might see a scruffy, scary looking dog roaming around. That’sThat's Jeremy, he’she's a good boy. Feed him treats, or else.
#If you hear the maniacal laughter of a crazy woman after 4 AM, don’tdon't stop humming “I"I Got You Babe”Babe" by Sonny and Cher until the laughing stops, or else.
#Do NOT exit the building before 5 AM, but leave before 5:30, or else.
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I was getting ready for my second shift when I glanced over the rules, my eyes falling to rule 6.
 
<i>“If"If you hear the maniacal laughter of a crazy woman after 4 AM, don’tdon't stop humming “I"I Got You Babe”Babe" by Sonny and Cher until the laughing stops, or else."
 
”Don’t"Don't stop humming”humming"
 
”Humming”"Humming"</i>
 
My stomach sank like a ship that also sank. I definitely whistled instead of hummed. Looking into the mirror I noticed two figures standing directly behind me.
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Anyway it’sit's been about five days and they’rethey're still here. Reddit, AITA if I ask them to start paying rent? They’reThey're eating all of my chips and guacamole, they don’tdon't clean up after themselves, and I’mI'm starting to get a little peeved. Any advice would be appreciated!
 
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