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TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALL-SAINTS-DAY
 
AND I STOOD ON A MOUSE
 
SO I SCRAPED IT OFF MY FOOT WITH A TRAY
 
AND THREW IT OUT OF THE HOUSE
 
 
 
BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW
 
THAT MOUSE WAS A SPIRIT
 
AND THAT MEANT: NO
I DIDN’TDIDN'T KILL IT
 
I DIDN’T KILL IT
 
 
 
THE SPIRIT WAS ANGERED
 
AND DIVED IN A GRAVE
 
THEN IT SETTLED
 
IN THE CARCASS IT CRAVED
 
 
 
AND UP FROM THE GRAVESTONE
 
THE MONSTER ROSE
 
IT EXPOSED ITS BONE
 
ITS FIRST VICTIM IT CHOSE:
 
 
 
A HAPPY OLD MAN
 
IN A WARM LARGE HOUSE
 
IT ATE HIS BRAINS
 
AND THAT OF HIS SPOUSE
 
 
 
THEY WALKED ROUND THE TOWN
 
INFECTING OTHERS
 
THEY SEARCHED UP AND DOWN
 
FOR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS
 
 
 
FINALLY THEY DECIDED TO DRAW
 
THEMSELVES TO MY HOME
 
THEY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR
 
AND GNAWED AT MY DOME
 
 
 
I SLIPPED
 
I SQUIRMED
 
BUT THEIR GRIP
 
WAS FIRM
 
 
 
SO THEN THEY BIT
 
THROUGH MY THICK SKULL
 
THEN THEY OPENED IT
 
WITH ONE MIGHTY PULL
 
 
 
I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE
 
I WAS FLOODED WITH DOUBT
 
THEY ATE MY BRAINS LIKE PIE
'''THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!'''
</poem>
 
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'''THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!'''
 
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Latest revision as of 22:28, 19 October 2022

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALL-SAINTS-DAY
AND I STOOD ON A MOUSE
SO I SCRAPED IT OFF MY FOOT WITH A TRAY
AND THREW IT OUT OF THE HOUSE

BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW
THAT MOUSE WAS A SPIRIT
AND THAT MEANT: NO
I DIDN'T KILL IT

THE SPIRIT WAS ANGERED
AND DIVED IN A GRAVE
THEN IT SETTLED
IN THE CARCASS IT CRAVED

AND UP FROM THE GRAVESTONE
THE MONSTER ROSE
IT EXPOSED ITS BONE
ITS FIRST VICTIM IT CHOSE:

A HAPPY OLD MAN
IN A WARM LARGE HOUSE
IT ATE HIS BRAINS
AND THAT OF HIS SPOUSE

THEY WALKED ROUND THE TOWN
INFECTING OTHERS
THEY SEARCHED UP AND DOWN
FOR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS

FINALLY THEY DECIDED TO DRAW
THEMSELVES TO MY HOME
THEY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR
AND GNAWED AT MY DOME

I SLIPPED
I SQUIRMED
BUT THEIR GRIP
WAS FIRM

SO THEN THEY BIT
THROUGH MY THICK SKULL
THEN THEY OPENED IT
WITH ONE MIGHTY PULL

I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE
I WAS FLOODED WITH DOUBT
THEY ATE MY BRAINS LIKE PIE
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!

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