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<poem>
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALL-SAINTS-DAY
TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALL-SAINTS-DAY

AND I STOOD ON A MOUSE
AND I STOOD ON A MOUSE

SO I SCRAPED IT OFF MY FOOT WITH A TRAY
SO I SCRAPED IT OFF MY FOOT WITH A TRAY

AND THREW IT OUT OF THE HOUSE
AND THREW IT OUT OF THE HOUSE




BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW
BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW

THAT MOUSE WAS A SPIRIT
THAT MOUSE WAS A SPIRIT

AND THAT MEANT: NO
AND THAT MEANT: NO
⚫
I DIDN'T KILL IT

⚫
I DIDN’T KILL IT




THE SPIRIT WAS ANGERED
THE SPIRIT WAS ANGERED

AND DIVED IN A GRAVE
AND DIVED IN A GRAVE

THEN IT SETTLED
THEN IT SETTLED

IN THE CARCASS IT CRAVED
IN THE CARCASS IT CRAVED




AND UP FROM THE GRAVESTONE
AND UP FROM THE GRAVESTONE

THE MONSTER ROSE
THE MONSTER ROSE

IT EXPOSED ITS BONE
IT EXPOSED ITS BONE

ITS FIRST VICTIM IT CHOSE:
ITS FIRST VICTIM IT CHOSE:




A HAPPY OLD MAN
A HAPPY OLD MAN

IN A WARM LARGE HOUSE
IN A WARM LARGE HOUSE

IT ATE HIS BRAINS
IT ATE HIS BRAINS

AND THAT OF HIS SPOUSE
AND THAT OF HIS SPOUSE




THEY WALKED ROUND THE TOWN
THEY WALKED ROUND THE TOWN

INFECTING OTHERS
INFECTING OTHERS

THEY SEARCHED UP AND DOWN
THEY SEARCHED UP AND DOWN

FOR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS
FOR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS




FINALLY THEY DECIDED TO DRAW
FINALLY THEY DECIDED TO DRAW

THEMSELVES TO MY HOME
THEMSELVES TO MY HOME

THEY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR
THEY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR

AND GNAWED AT MY DOME
AND GNAWED AT MY DOME




I SLIPPED
I SLIPPED

I SQUIRMED
I SQUIRMED

BUT THEIR GRIP
BUT THEIR GRIP

WAS FIRM
WAS FIRM




SO THEN THEY BIT
SO THEN THEY BIT

THROUGH MY THICK SKULL
THROUGH MY THICK SKULL

THEN THEY OPENED IT
THEN THEY OPENED IT

WITH ONE MIGHTY PULL
WITH ONE MIGHTY PULL




I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE
I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE

I WAS FLOODED WITH DOUBT
I WAS FLOODED WITH DOUBT

THEY ATE MY BRAINS LIKE PIE
THEY ATE MY BRAINS LIKE PIE
⚫
'''THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!'''
</poem>

{{Comments}}


⚫
'''THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!'''


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Latest revision as of 22:28, 19 October 2022

TWAS THE NIGHT BEFORE ALL-SAINTS-DAY
AND I STOOD ON A MOUSE
SO I SCRAPED IT OFF MY FOOT WITH A TRAY
AND THREW IT OUT OF THE HOUSE

BUT LITTLE DID I KNOW
THAT MOUSE WAS A SPIRIT
AND THAT MEANT: NO
I DIDN'T KILL IT

THE SPIRIT WAS ANGERED
AND DIVED IN A GRAVE
THEN IT SETTLED
IN THE CARCASS IT CRAVED

AND UP FROM THE GRAVESTONE
THE MONSTER ROSE
IT EXPOSED ITS BONE
ITS FIRST VICTIM IT CHOSE:

A HAPPY OLD MAN
IN A WARM LARGE HOUSE
IT ATE HIS BRAINS
AND THAT OF HIS SPOUSE

THEY WALKED ROUND THE TOWN
INFECTING OTHERS
THEY SEARCHED UP AND DOWN
FOR MOTHERS, FATHERS, SISTERS AND BROTHERS

FINALLY THEY DECIDED TO DRAW
THEMSELVES TO MY HOME
THEY BROKE DOWN THE DOOR
AND GNAWED AT MY DOME

I SLIPPED
I SQUIRMED
BUT THEIR GRIP
WAS FIRM

SO THEN THEY BIT
THROUGH MY THICK SKULL
THEN THEY OPENED IT
WITH ONE MIGHTY PULL

I KNEW I WAS GOING TO DIE
I WAS FLOODED WITH DOUBT
THEY ATE MY BRAINS LIKE PIE
THEN A SKELETON POPPED OUT!

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