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A month ago, I had come home from college because the pandemic closed everything down. With almost a 4 month summer break, I figured I would need some cash. I had looked for jobs for a week with no luck, nobody is really hiring right now. Until, I got an email, it was a position open for the night clerk at a convenient store. Having worked at stores throughout college, I knew what to do, so it
I put in my application and immediately received a phone call to come in for an interview the following day. After completing my interview, I was hired. I came in the following day to start my shift. The morning clerk smiled when I walked in. He said he was glad they could find a replacement so quickly. It seemed a little odd, but hey, workers are scarce right now.
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4. If you see a woman dressed in all white crying, do the renegade. she will leave.<br>
5. If you hear a weird noise coming from the cooler, make 3 farting noises with your armpit. you do NOT want to know what happens if you
6. Make sure you never close your eyes<br>
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8. Keep your eyes closed all the time
I opened my eyes... Now the yodeling Walmart boy
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