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He finally ended the long, rather painful, fall. “What in the hell was that all about,” Godlys asked, ”at least it's all over,” he continued. But he accidentally clicked the ”spawn 3 threatening ghosts” button twice. He screamed again, ”AHHHHHHH!!!! THE FUCK?! THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ABOUT?! Ok, I get it, this is hell and resentment for all the naughty no no shit I did. For the living of Jesus Fucking Christ, I’LL CONFESS!!!!,” he screamed. |
He finally ended the long, rather painful, fall. “What in the hell was that all about,” Godlys asked, ”at least it's all over,” he continued. But he accidentally clicked the ”spawn 3 threatening ghosts” button twice. He screamed again, ”AHHHHHHH!!!! THE FUCK?! THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ABOUT?! Ok, I get it, this is hell and resentment for all the naughty no no shit I did. For the living of Jesus Fucking Christ, I’LL CONFESS!!!!,” he screamed. |
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“I was the one who green-lighted Velma! I was the one who claimed Teen Titans Go was your new favorite show! I was Jack the Ripper! I was the one who eliminated half the universe with a snap! And finally, I was the one who encouraged John ”should be behind bars” Kricfalusi to live with minors. Just end my motherfucking misery!” he continued |
“I was the one who green-lighted Velma! I was the one who claimed Teen Titans Go was your new favorite show! I was Jack the Ripper! I was the one who eliminated half the universe with a snap! And finally, I was the one who encouraged John ”should be behind bars” Kricfalusi to live with minors. Just end my motherfucking misery!” he continued. |
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Gordon chimed into the scene and said, ”oh my lord, Godlys, are you ok”. Godlys said, "dumbass, I'm not ok, clearly none of this is fucking ok, if I said it was, I'd be a shitty ass liar,” Gordon went and picked Godlys up and I thought at this point the movie was good, especially from Godlys. So why did this ruin his career? "Eh, I couldn't give two shits about the ghosts, it's not a big deal, but should I tell him,” thought Godlys. |
Gordon chimed into the scene and said, ”oh my lord, Godlys, are you ok”. Godlys said, "dumbass, I'm not ok, clearly none of this is fucking ok, if I said it was, I'd be a shitty ass liar,” Gordon went and picked Godlys up and I thought at this point the movie was good, especially from Godlys. So why did this ruin his career? "Eh, I couldn't give two shits about the ghosts, it's not a big deal, but should I tell him,” thought Godlys. |
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Meanwhile, Jafar was traveling to KingSombraLand to finally murder Aladdin and he met King Sombra who was planning on doing the same thing, they quickly became the bestest of friends and made absolutely horrendous ”jokes” while trying to kill Aladdin. But they had a falling because of Jafar’s plan to turn the world into a giant chocolate chip cookie, I'm not even fucking joking. |
Meanwhile, Jafar was traveling to KingSombraLand to finally murder Aladdin and he met King Sombra who was planning on doing the same thing, they quickly became the bestest of friends and made absolutely horrendous ”jokes” while trying to kill Aladdin. But they had a falling because of Jafar’s plan to turn the world into a giant chocolate chip cookie, I'm not even fucking joking. |
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“Bro, you're not joking, making the world into a cookie is the most |
“Bro, you're not joking, making the world into a cookie is the most braindead piece of shit I ever heard,“ Sombra pointed out, ”fuck no, making the fucking world into a shitty cookie is the smartest fucking thing ever! Go fuck yourself,” Jafar screamed. |
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Wow, what an amazing dialogue! Surely, Troy Bobber must've asked Pixar to write that one. Actually, they did! And they purposely made bad dialogue and John Lasseter sent them a note that said, ”go fuck yourself,” with a picture of him mooning and flipping him off! Troy was too lazy, so he kept it. |
Wow, what an amazing dialogue! Surely, Troy Bobber must've asked Pixar to write that one. Actually, they did! And they purposely made bad dialogue and John Lasseter sent them a note that said, ”go fuck yourself,” with a picture of him mooning and flipping him off! Troy was too lazy, so he kept it. |
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“We should file a missing report, Gordon,” Arthur said, ”fuck no,” said Peppa Pig. "I don't want those annoying bitches here,” she continued. ”Oh, shit they're gone, but at least the only annoying ones I'll deal with are Baby Bear and Abby,” Gordon said, not realizing Elmo and Caillou arrived, like a dumbass. ”SHIT DICK ASS MONSTER! SO FUCKING CLOSE! THEY ALSO HEARD ME BITCHING LIKE A HYPOCRITE!!!!” Gordon yelled, finally losing it after over 54 years of holding his anger. He threw a vase making his cat get scared and run. |
“We should file a missing report, Gordon,” Arthur said, ”fuck no,” said Peppa Pig. "I don't want those annoying bitches here,” she continued. ”Oh, shit they're gone, but at least the only annoying ones I'll deal with are Baby Bear and Abby,” Gordon said, not realizing Elmo and Caillou arrived, like a dumbass. ”SHIT DICK ASS MONSTER! SO FUCKING CLOSE! THEY ALSO HEARD ME BITCHING LIKE A HYPOCRITE!!!!” Gordon yelled, finally losing it after over 54 years of holding his anger. He threw a vase making his cat get scared and run. |
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Then, it showed Jafar and King Sombra, now friends again? But soon they have another falling. “Turning the Earth into a giant chocolate chip cookie is such a funny trolling move, I can't wait to do my mischievous tomfoolery,“ King Sombra said. "Uh, no it's my idea, therefore it's my mischievous tomfoolery, quit saying everything good is because of you,” Jafar pointed out. Officially, they're enemies again! |
Then, it showed Jafar and King Sombra, now friends again? But soon they have another falling. “Turning the Earth into a giant chocolate chip cookie is such a funny trolling move, I can't wait to do my mischievous tomfoolery,“ King Sombra said. "Uh, no it's my idea, therefore it's my mischievous tomfoolery, quit saying everything good is because of you,” Jafar pointed out. Officially, they're enemies again! |
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Elmo ran in to Trayaurus having anal while Elmo smoked more marijuana. “Elmo fucking hates you, Elmo wants you to die, bye bye,” Elmo said. What he didn't know was Trayaurus had a massive catalogue of weaponry, but Elmo still won the very short battle. |
Elmo ran in to Trayaurus having anal while Elmo smoked more marijuana. “Elmo fucking hates you, Elmo wants you to die, bye bye,” Elmo said. What he didn't know was Trayaurus had a massive catalogue of weaponry, but Elmo still won the very short battle. |
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Soon, Elmo finally returned. ”Where the fuck were you at, we're almost at the climax,” said Abby, ”I was taking a shit, it was constipation,” Elmo claimed. ”Now, we must kill The Sesameits for the actions they did,” said Godlys, “no, they can't kill us," exclaimed Peppa, ”we must do something,” stated Arthur. |
Soon, Elmo finally returned. ”Where the fuck were you at, we're almost at the climax,” said Abby, ”I was taking a shit, it was constipation,” Elmo claimed. ”Now, we must kill The Sesameits for the actions they did,” said Godlys, “no, they can't kill us," exclaimed Peppa, ”we must do something,” stated Arthur. |
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They got the boombox and started playing the soundtrack of The Sesameits National Anthem. “We are The Sesameits, we fight for loyalty in the world," they sang. ”Oh god, we're going to die,” exclaimed one of henchmen, ”no we won't, as long as we do our chant," said Godlys. ”Heil Godlys, kill all The Sesameits, for the things they did,” Godlys and his henchmen chanted, while The Sesameits continued their anthem. |
They got the boombox and started playing the soundtrack of The Sesameits National Anthem. “We are The Sesameits, we fight for loyalty in the world," they sang. ”Oh god, we're going to die,” exclaimed one of henchmen, ”no we won't, as long as we do our chant," said Godlys. ”Heil Godlys, kill all The Sesameits, for the things they did,” Godlys and his henchmen chanted, while The Sesameits continued their anthem. |
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“We're clearly massively outnumbered, so bombs launch out of my man-vagina,” exclaimed Caillou. The bombs killed all the henchmen in the battle. ”No,” said Godlys, ”I can't lose, I got to walk up to them and kill them,” he continued. So he went, still walking as drunk and high, and The Sesameits tripped him with a fucking string! “Oh, losing doesn't seem fun, I think is just wet myself, it feels rather nice,” Godlys said before he died, proving this is a fetish and pedo movie. |
“We're clearly massively outnumbered, so bombs launch out of my man-vagina,” exclaimed Caillou. The bombs killed all the henchmen in the battle. ”No,” said Godlys, ”I can't lose, I got to walk up to them and kill them,” he continued. So he went, still walking as drunk and high, and The Sesameits tripped him with a fucking string! “Oh, losing doesn't seem fun, I think is just wet myself, it feels rather nice,” Godlys said before he died, proving this is a fetish and pedo movie. |
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So, the ghosts come out of Godlys making the reveal that it's Elmo’s sentient cock, Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Hooper, Firebunneh, and Uncle Jack. Most of them scolded The Sesameits for their actions throughout the film. Firebunneh said that he did this because they killed him right before Sesame Street's premiere. But Elmo’s wiener was very pissed. ”You guys cut me off my owner, I'm going to war with you and kill Caillou," screamed Elmo’s cock. ”Elmo, do something, if you side with us, he will,” everyone said, "fuck no, I side with my manhood, you jackasses deserve this shit,” Elmo said after smoking more marijuana. |
So, the ghosts come out of Godlys making the reveal that it's Elmo’s sentient cock, Jim Henson, Frank Oz, Mr. Rogers, Mr. Hooper, Firebunneh, and Uncle Jack. Most of them scolded The Sesameits for their actions throughout the film. Firebunneh said that he did this because they killed him right before Sesame Street's premiere. But Elmo’s wiener was very pissed. ”You guys cut me off my owner, I'm going to war with you and kill Caillou," screamed Elmo’s cock. ”Elmo, do something, if you side with us, he will,” everyone said, "fuck no, I side with my manhood, you jackasses deserve this shit,” Elmo said after smoking more marijuana. |
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So there became the battle, Elmo and his sentient ghost penis vs everyone else. Eventually Big Bird finally got a line by saying, ”angels are singing, oh my lord, it's Chuck Norris, he's back from heaven he's the best thing ever, oh shit he just kicked Elmo in the balls, which it's weird he has balls but no cock”. Then Oscar the Grouch, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Batman, Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, Max Headroom, The Rake, Smile-Dog, Siren Head, Indiana Jones, Godzilla, Mickey Mouse, SpongeBob and every single U.S. president ever came into the fight. Flint Lockwood randomly came into the scene and cut everyone’s wiener. |
So there became the battle, Elmo and his sentient ghost penis vs everyone else. Eventually Big Bird finally got a line by saying, ”angels are singing, oh my lord, it's Chuck Norris, he's back from heaven he's the best thing ever, oh shit he just kicked Elmo in the balls, which it's weird he has balls but no cock”. Then Oscar the Grouch, Sonic the Hedgehog, Mario, Batman, Slenderman, Jeff the Killer, Max Headroom, The Rake, Smile-Dog, Siren Head, Indiana Jones, Godzilla, Mickey Mouse, SpongeBob and every single U.S. president ever came into the fight. Flint Lockwood randomly came into the scene and cut everyone’s wiener. |
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Let’s share a moment of silent sadness to all the lives lost the battle. I honestly wish Optimus Prime was the one who killed Megatron and not the other way around. Imagine how amazing that would be. Anyway I wanna know why Jafar and King Sombra didn’t fight each other in the battle. Oops, did I just talk over the entire moment of silent sadness? Ha, I’m so quirky! |
Let’s share a moment of silent sadness to all the lives lost the battle. I honestly wish Optimus Prime was the one who killed Megatron and not the other way around. Imagine how amazing that would be. Anyway I wanna know why Jafar and King Sombra didn’t fight each other in the battle. Oops, did I just talk over the entire moment of silent sadness? Ha, I’m so quirky! |
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Anyways, after the credits, which were basically a memorial for everyone who was involved in a shitty movie, played there was a post credit scene. Jafar and King Sombra, who are friends again, finally did their plan. But a giant ghost of Cookie Monster came and said, ”wow, a giant cookie just for me,” and ate up, "yay, yummy cookie,” he said. Which caused Jafar and King Sombra to have another falling. And Eric Cartman says, ”that's all folks”! |
Anyways, after the credits, which were basically a memorial for everyone who was involved in a shitty movie, played there was a post credit scene. Jafar and King Sombra, who are friends again, finally did their plan. But a giant ghost of Cookie Monster came and said, ”wow, a giant cookie just for me,” and ate up, "yay, yummy cookie,” he said. Which caused Jafar and King Sombra to have another falling. And Eric Cartman says, ”that's all folks”! |
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| ⚫ | (Continues typing:) Something about this film after made me jump off the building and run home, it’s just that it felt like I was abused and tortured, rather than watching a horrendous “film”. After, I went to WVIA to talk about this horrendous movie, and they apologized. “Sorry, fellow worker, Godlys, we had an employee back in the day named Troy Bobber who made those god-awful shit, he got fired once the episode about Elmo's Uncle Jack’s death, because he made that ‘film’, we don't know why he had Frank Oz a ghost, as he's still alive,” the CEO pointed out. |
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| ⚫ | (Continues typing:) Something about this film after made me jump off the building and run home, it’s just that it felt like I was abused and |
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We talked for hours about random silly shit like how big Elmo’s mom’s tits were. (Snickers: that's so funny!) And there was also a reveal that Troy had a mental illness proving once and for all that poor mental health makes people make the lost episodes that are known. Oh, and there's something to do with Grover, Ernie, and Bert. |
We talked for hours about random silly shit like how big Elmo’s mom’s tits were. (Snickers: that's so funny!) And there was also a reveal that Troy had a mental illness proving once and for all that poor mental health makes people make the lost episodes that are known. Oh, and there's something to do with Grover, Ernie, and Bert. |
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