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I saw Elmo's sentient penis ghost slowly flying in a random person’s brain. He went to the 6 other ghosts and said, "hello, can I join you guys in some of the usual buffoonery," the sentient dick ghost asked. ”Sure, 7 ‘head‘ ghosts are bigger and better than 6, just don't cum here, tehehehehe,” one of the other 6 ghosts answered.
I saw Elmo's sentient penis ghost slowly flying in a random person’s brain. He went to the 6 other ghosts and said, "hello, can I join you guys in some of the usual buffoonery," the sentient dick ghost asked. ”Sure, 7 ‘head‘ ghosts are bigger and better than 6, just don't cum here, tehehehehe,” one of the other 6 ghosts answered.


“Well, we lost Cookie Monster,” Rosita stated the fucking obvious. ”So, we'll have two guest stars here, an extra in case someone else dies, they are: Kim Kardashian and Shrek”. I'm just going to skip Shrek for the most part, as he was Troy Bobber's way to add homophobia and filler. His character was all about him being bishrekual and making fun of bisexuals. When he gets exposed for his actions, he says, “hey hey hey, I don't want to do it, I have to as I'm bishrekual,” like an infertile dickhead. Anyways, Kim K. was saying hello to everyone kindly before unintentionally seeing Elmo’s dickless crotch. She said, ”lol, hey Mr. Dickless, at least you can see Caillou’s without a microscope”. She's a meanie as she makes many jokes about Elmo's PP-less self,
“Well, we lost Cookie Monster,” Rosita stated the fucking obvious. ”So, we'll have two guest stars here, an extra in case someone else dies, they are: Kim Kardashian and Shrek”. I'm just going to skip Shrek for the most part, as he was Troy Bobber's way to add homophobia and filler. His character was all about him being bishrekual and making fun of bisexuals. When he gets exposed by Grover for his actions, he says, “hey hey hey, I don't want to do it, I have to as I'm bishrekual,” like an infertile dickhead. Anyways, Kim K. was saying hello to everyone kindly before unintentionally seeing Elmo’s dickless crotch. She said, ”lol, hey Mr. Dickless, at least you can see Caillou’s without a microscope”. She's a meanie as she makes many jokes about Elmo's PP-less self,


As the epic journey to find the ghosts started, it became apparent that Elmo became a marijuana addict. It becomes factual when Elmo screams, “GIVE ELMO DA MOTHAFUCKING MAIJUANA!!!!!!!” Goldie simply replies, ”I'm not giving in to your addiction, it even made you lose your grammar,” but Elmo screams, “ITS SIMPLE ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA, DO U FUCKING SPEAK IT, ELMO FUCKING NEEDS IT!!!!!!!!!!!”. Goldie, as a result, says, ”you treat those drugs like it's your religion, the logic on that is the Kardashian’s logic in existing”.
As the epic journey to find the ghosts started, it became apparent that Elmo became a marijuana addict. It becomes factual when Elmo screams, “GIVE ELMO DA MOTHAFUCKING MAIJUANA!!!!!!!” Goldie simply replies, ”I'm not giving in to your addiction, it even made you lose your grammar,” but Elmo screams, “ITS SIMPLE ENGLISH MOTHAFUCKA, DO U FUCKING SPEAK IT, ELMO FUCKING NEEDS IT!!!!!!!!!!!”. Goldie, as a result, says, ”you treat those drugs like it's your religion, the logic on that is the Kardashian’s logic in existing”.
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(Continues typing:) Something about this film after made me jump off the building and run home, it’s just that it felt like I was abused and gang raped, rather than watching a horrendous “film”. After, I went to WVIA to talk about this horrendous movie, and they apologized. “Sorry, fellow worker, Godlys, we had an employee back in the day named Troy Bobber who made those god-awful shit, he got fired once the episode about Elmo's Uncle Jack’s death, because he made that ‘film’, we don't know why he had Frank Oz a ghost, as he's still alive,” the CEO pointed out.
(Continues typing:) Something about this film after made me jump off the building and run home, it’s just that it felt like I was abused and gang raped, rather than watching a horrendous “film”. After, I went to WVIA to talk about this horrendous movie, and they apologized. “Sorry, fellow worker, Godlys, we had an employee back in the day named Troy Bobber who made those god-awful shit, he got fired once the episode about Elmo's Uncle Jack’s death, because he made that ‘film’, we don't know why he had Frank Oz a ghost, as he's still alive,” the CEO pointed out.


We talked for hours about random silly shit like how big Elmo’s mom’s tits were. (Snickers: that's so funny!) And there was also a reveal that Troy had a mental illness proving once and for all that poor mental health makes people make the lost episodes that are known. Oh, and there's something to do with Elmo, Jar Jar Binks, and Caillou.
We talked for hours about random silly shit like how big Elmo’s mom’s tits were. (Snickers: that's so funny!) And there was also a reveal that Troy had a mental illness proving once and for all that poor mental health makes people make the lost episodes that are known. Oh, and there's something to do with Grover, Jar Jar Binks, and Shrek.


But who the hell cares, it's finally done, my magnum opus Trollpasta, Nightmare on Sesame Street, done in an entire day at work! Now I just got to post it, NO!!!! I just sent it to Hollywood as my first movie idea. I’M FUCKED!!!! Wait, why the hell do they want $300 million to make it PG. Oh shit, it's happening!
But who the hell cares, it's finally done, my magnum opus Trollpasta, Nightmare on Sesame Street, done in an entire day at work! Now I just got to post it, NO!!!! I just sent it to Hollywood as my first movie idea. I’M FUCKED!!!! Wait, why the hell do they want $300 million to make it PG. Oh shit, it's happening!
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