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Anyways, Godlys says, “ah yes, my ’turn everything it touches into a hill thingamajig’ is almost done, just got to test it out”. He tested it, and it worked. But he slipped on a rock because he decided to test it on his house like a dumbass. So, he fell off the cliff like a dumbass, of course. Before falling, he said ”oh shit!” His fall looked real and clearly had an effect on him in the movie.
Anyways, Godlys says, “ah yes, my ’turn everything it touches into a hill thingamajig’ is almost done, just got to test it out”. He tested it, and it worked. But he slipped on a rock because he decided to test it on his house like a dumbass. So, he fell off the cliff like a dumbass, of course. Before falling, he said ”oh shit!” His fall looked real and clearly had an effect on him in the movie.


Godlys screamed, “AHHHHHH!!!! OW!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! FUCKING COCK!!! COCKING COCK!!! COCKING SUCK!!! COCKING FUCK!!! DAMN COCK SUCKING DICK FUCKING STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKERING SHITTY HILL!!!! FUCK!!!”. Finally, the branches saved him. He said, ”Thank God, hold me for a while midget branches, I'm just going to lie here until the pain goes away”.
Godlys screamed, “AHHHHHH!!!! OW!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! FUCKING COCK!!! COCKING COCK!!! COCKING SUCK!!! COCKING FUCK!!! FOR FUCKS SAKE! DAMN COCK SUCKING DICK FUCKING STUPID ASS MOTHERFUCKERING SHITTY HILL!!!! FUCK!!!”. Finally, the branches saved him. He said, ”thank God, hold me for a while midget branches, I'm just going to lie here until the pain goes away”.


The branches didn't support him for long and he fell again. Godlys screamed, ”AHHHH!!!! OWIE ZOWIE!!! NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!! GOD DAMN IT, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN, IT’S FUCKING HELL!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! I WANT MY FUCKING MOMMY OR SOME SHIT OF SORTS!!!! IT HIT MY BALLS!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!!! FUCKING COCK!!!! SUCKING COCK!!!! COCKING FUCK!!!! COCKS!!!!”.
The branches didn't support him for long and he fell again. Godlys screamed, ”AHHHH!!!! OWIE ZOWIE!!! NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN!!!! GOD DAMN IT, NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN, IT’S FUCKING HELL!!! FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK!!!! I WANT MY FUCKING MOMMY OR SOME SHIT OF SORTS!!!! IT HIT MY BALLS!!! WAHHHHHHH!!!!! FUCKING COCK!!!! SUCKING COCK!!!! COCKING FUCK!!!! COCKS!!!!”.
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Elmo ran in to Trayaurus having anal while Elmo smoked more marijuana. “Elmo fucking hates you, Elmo wants you to die, bye bye,” Elmo said. What he didn't know was Trayaurus had a massive catalogue of weaponry, but Elmo still won the very short battle.
Elmo ran in to Trayaurus having anal while Elmo smoked more marijuana. “Elmo fucking hates you, Elmo wants you to die, bye bye,” Elmo said. What he didn't know was Trayaurus had a massive catalogue of weaponry, but Elmo still won the very short battle.


Soon, Elmo finally returned. ”Where the fuck were you at, we're almost at the climax,” said Abby, ”I was taking a shit, it was constipation,” Elmo claimed. ”Now, we must kill The Sesameits for the actions they did,” said Godlys, “no, they can't kill us," exclaimed Peppa, ”we must do something,” stated Arthur.
Soon, Elmo finally returned. ”Where the fuck were you at, we're almost at the climax,” said Abby, ”Elmo was taking a shit, it was constipation,” Elmo claimed. ”Now, we must kill The Sesameits for the actions they did,” said Godlys, “no, they can't kill us," exclaimed Peppa, ”we must do something,” stated Arthur.


They got the boombox and started playing the soundtrack of The Sesameits National Anthem. “We are The Sesameits, we fight for loyalty in the world," they sang. ”Oh god, we're going to die,” exclaimed one of henchmen, ”no we won't, as long as we do our chant," said Godlys. ”Heil Godlys, kill all The Sesameits, for the things they did,” Godlys and his henchmen chanted, while The Sesameits continued their anthem.
They got the boombox and started playing the soundtrack of The Sesameits National Anthem. “We are The Sesameits, we fight for loyalty in the world," they sang. ”Oh god, we're going to die,” exclaimed one of henchmen, ”no we won't, as long as we do our chant," said Godlys. ”Heil Godlys, kill all The Sesameits, for the things they did,” Godlys and his henchmen chanted, while The Sesameits continued their anthem.
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