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(I improved the ending, it’s still kind of abruptly end, but it’s so silly and stupid it doesn’t ruin the Trollpasta like the other one did. Added other content, too.)
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He finally ended the long, rather painful, fall. “What in the hell was that all about,” Godlys asked, ”at least it's all over,” he continued. But he accidentally clicked the ”spawn 3 threatening ghosts” button twice. He screamed again, ”AHHHHHHH!!!! THE FUCK?! THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ABOUT?! Ok, I get it, this is hell and resentment for all the naughty no no shit I did. For the living of Jesus Fucking Christ, I’LL CONFESS!!!!,” he screamed.
He finally ended the long, rather painful, fall. “What in the hell was that all about,” Godlys asked, ”at least it's all over,” he continued. But he accidentally clicked the ”spawn 3 threatening ghosts” button twice. He screamed again, ”AHHHHHHH!!!! THE FUCK?! THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?! WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT SHIT ABOUT?! Ok, I get it, this is hell and resentment for all the naughty no no shit I did. For the living of Jesus Fucking Christ, I’LL CONFESS!!!!,” he screamed.


“I was the one who green-lighted Velma! I was the one who claimed Teen Titans Go was your new favorite show! I was Jack the Ripper! I was the one who eliminated half the universe with a snap! And finally, I was the one who encouraged John ”should be behind bars” Kricfalusi to live with minors. Just end my motherfucking misery!” he continued.
“I was the one who green-lighted Velma! I was the one who claimed Teen Titans Go was your new favorite show! I was Jack the Ripper! I was the one who eliminated half the universe with a snap! I created Roblox porn! And finally, I was the one who encouraged John ”should be behind bars” Kricfalusi to live with minors. Just end my motherfucking misery!” he continued.


Gordon chimed into the scene and said, ”oh my lord, Godlys, are you ok”. Godlys said, "dumbass, I'm not ok, clearly none of this is fucking ok, if I said it was, I'd be a shitty ass liar,” Gordon went and picked Godlys up and I thought at this point the movie was good, especially from Godlys. So why did this ruin his career? "Eh, I couldn't give two shits about the ghosts, it's not a big deal, but should I tell him,” thought Godlys.
Gordon chimed into the scene and said, ”oh my lord, Godlys, are you ok”. Godlys said, "dumbass, I'm not ok, clearly none of this is fucking ok, if I said it was, I'd be a shitty ass liar,” Gordon went and picked Godlys up and I thought at this point the movie was good, especially from Godlys. So why did this ruin his career? "Eh, I couldn't give two shits about the ghosts, it's not a big deal, but should I tell him,” thought Godlys.
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Elmo eventually got tired of all his no-pp jokes. So, he said, ”Elmo has to take a long, hard shit, bye bye”. But what The Sesameits didn't know is that he smoked much more marijuana and went on a killing spree. But, guess, who did he especially kill? If you guessed the blacks and gays, you're not just wrong, but you're also extremely racist and homophobic! He especially killed people having sex.
Elmo eventually got tired of all his no-pp jokes. So, he said, ”Elmo has to take a long, hard shit, bye bye”. But what The Sesameits didn't know is that he smoked much more marijuana and went on a killing spree. But, guess, who did he especially kill? If you guessed the blacks and gays, you're not just wrong, but you're also extremely racist and homophobic! He especially killed people having sex.


An example is he killed Dr. Trayaurus while he was having anal at work. "TRAYAURUS, I TOLD YOU TO HAVE NO ANAL IN VIDEOS,” DanTDM screamed, ”YOU FILTHY CUNT, YOU DISGUSTING TWAT,” he continued. I absolutely love how Brits think cunt and twat are the worst words ever, twat is nothing outside of the U.K. and cunt is a slur against women, making them sexiest!
An example is he killed Dr. Trayaurus while he was having anal at work. "TRAYAURUS, I TOLD YOU TO HAVE NO ANAL IN VIDEOS,” DanTDM screamed, ”YOU FILTHY CUNT, YOU DISGUSTING TWAT, THE FUCK,” he continued. I absolutely love how Brits think cunt and twat are the worst words ever, twat is nothing outside of the U.K. and cunt is a slur against women, making them sexiest!


Elmo ran in to Trayaurus having anal while Elmo smoked more marijuana. “Elmo fucking hates you, Elmo wants you to die, bye bye,” Elmo said. What he didn't know was Trayaurus had a massive catalogue of weaponry, but Elmo still won the very short battle.
Elmo ran in to Trayaurus having anal while Elmo smoked more marijuana. “Elmo fucking hates you, Elmo wants you to die, bye bye,” Elmo said. What he didn't know was Trayaurus had a massive catalogue of weaponry, but Elmo still won the very short battle.
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However, Jackie Chan and Daniel Craig secretly had no penises the whole time, so they both went to the scene trying to murder Shaq, who was saved by Kevin Heart.
However, Jackie Chan and Daniel Craig secretly had no penises the whole time, so they both went to the scene trying to murder Shaq, who was saved by Kevin Heart.

If you wanna know exactly why all those characters came to the scene, most of them came to beat Chuck Norris’ cowboy ass. Unfortunately, Chuck flew back to the heavens and became God’s new son. Don’t ask me how.

“Caillou, I’ve really became one with God, I know you wanna talk to me, but I’m going to the heavens with God, my new dad,” he said. “What, that’s just a bunch of random shit,” Caillou stated like a maniac jackass. “Come with me, my new favorite son,” God said and put Jesus Christ out of his favorite son purse, “finally,” thought Jesus, “I’m not a fucking chihuahua.”

Chuck Norris still thought in the battle, blowing things up that he didn’t like, abusing his power in the process. He didn’t like how all those characters (except Godzilla and Batman) wanted to kill him and shit, so he blew them the fuck up! He didn’t like that EVIL PATRIXXX never dies, so he blew him up. Fortunately, EVIL PATRIXXX survived.

Megatron and Optimus Prime went on a fight to see who gets to marry Bumblebee. Optimus Prime thought two steps ahead, and grabbed Dr. Trayaurus’ machine for anal that looked like a giant, fat cock. Megatron took it off him and sliced Optimus Prime’s head off. Chuck Norris didn’t want Megatron to win, so he blew him up. Chuck didn’t like how Optimus’ head looked like, (no penis head innuendoes intended) so he blew it up.

The Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles ate all the pizza in the world, leaving Norris without a slice. So Chuck blew them up! He also blew Spider-Man up for being too slow. You don’t just randomly kill Spider-Man and shit, Chuck!

Bert, Ernie, and Grover talked about how they pissed their pants and had a kidney failure. Chuck blew them up! Chuck Norris sided with Elmo and his penis ghost, so he blew the rest of The Sesameits up! “Hey, you can’t just blow people you don’t like up, that’s unprofessional,” Bumblebee screamed. So Chuck blew her up as well.

Chuck randomly blew Shrek and Kim Kardashian up. Elmo smoked more marijuana, which pissed Chuck off, so he blew him up! Unfortunately, this was too much explosions for heaven to handle, and it fucking exploded, I saw blood! It shows Norris in hell with The Count (dressed up as the devil) saying, “well, it’s going to be a hell of a time counting how many explosions you did.”


Honestly, the entire fight scene made me question what the fuck kind of shit I was writing, I mean reading. But, Jeff the Killer’s knockoff, Bleff the Biller came to fight Jeff and get all the attention.
Honestly, the entire fight scene made me question what the fuck kind of shit I was writing, I mean reading. But, Jeff the Killer’s knockoff, Bleff the Biller came to fight Jeff and get all the attention.
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“Ready to die, Jeff, LOL,” Bleff the Biller said, as if he was a troll. “Fuck no, I would rather become a father to a night one stand from a girl’s ugly pussy,” Jeff the Killer said, epically roasting Bleff.
“Ready to die, Jeff, LOL,” Bleff the Biller said, as if he was a troll. “Fuck no, I would rather become a father to a night one stand from a girl’s ugly pussy,” Jeff the Killer said, epically roasting Bleff.


Mario and Sonic were actually honestly just having a kitty fight. It seems fucking stupid, but who cares it’s supposed to be a silly and stupid movie. Honestly, I find Mario and Sonic silly gooses, as a war was happening, yet they had a kitty fight while the citizens watched in shock.
Mario and Sonic were actually honestly just having a kitty fight. It seems fucking stupid, but who cares it’s supposed to be a silly and stupid movie. Honestly, I find Mario and Sonic silly gooses, as a war was happening, yet they had a kitty fight while the citizens watched in shock, they’re big fat pussies.

The 200 million monthly active Roblox players join the fight, but Pikachu kills them and shit with his fucking thunderbolt. Ash Ketchum finally gets Pikachu in his pokeball saying and fucking eats it. Santa Claus’ Fortnite avatar tried to crash ChatGPT’s servers forever, but Steve from Minecraft kills him.

Godzilla used his tail to protect himself from King Kong, which caused him and Batman (in his indestructible Batmobile) to fling on a skyscraper. King Kong died, but Batman hit Godzilla with his bat grenade. Godzilla got super pissed, and crushed him against the wall. The pressure fucking killed both Batman and Godzilla.


The battle was epic and legendary, with good guys, bad guys, and explosions, but EVIL PATRIXXX (hyperrealistic and with blood all over him) threw a frozen condom filled with Diet Coke and Mentos gum at the ghost penis, and he beat Mario and Sonic up to death with a dirty diaper. Declaring victory, he said, ”it's the end of penisization as we know it”! And as the legend goes, whenever he wins, he stabs himself to himself to death for him to be cloned, which happened.
The battle was epic and legendary, with good guys, bad guys, and explosions, but EVIL PATRIXXX (hyperrealistic and with blood all over him) threw a frozen condom filled with Diet Coke and Mentos gum at the ghost penis, and he beat Mario and Sonic up to death with a dirty diaper. Declaring victory, he said, ”it's the end of penisization as we know it”! And as the legend goes, whenever he wins, he stabs himself to himself to death for him to be cloned, which happened.
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Not only that, the proof was faker than Kim Kardashian’s fucking ass or some shit. Besides, Troy Bobber made it first.
Not only that, the proof was faker than Kim Kardashian’s fucking ass or some shit. Besides, Troy Bobber made it first.


I wasn’t the first to see it tho. Fred saw it and found it terrifying. However, he rated the movie 3 cats with rabies out of 5. So he kind of enjoyed this shitty film. Goodbye.
I wasn’t the first to see it tho. Fred saw it and found it terrifying. However, he rated the movie 3 cats with rabies out of 5. So he kind of enjoyed this shitty film. Goodbye before I kill myself.

Wait, I don’t have to kill myself. This movie will always be known as the best “so bad it’s good” movie, with a giant cult. You want to know why I made this, for you guys to laugh at it. All of this to be known as one of the greats in bad filmmaking.

Wait, I get it now! All the penises, the fucking excessive swearing, the shitty plot! I know who wrote this!

JarJar Binks: Yea, Mesa’s making a sequel to it. Mesa still going to claim it’s Troy Bobber, so that annoying man can kill himself in shame! Mesa needs penises! Lots of penises! More than triple the penises used in the first movie!

(JarJar sees the bomb I sent to him) AHHHHHHH!!!!! (He fucking explodes)

Elmo’s ghost dick: Hey, there’s that guy, get him!

Cookie Monster: Hey, I told you to not find him, give me my 50 million back!

Elmo: Oh, you want 50 million huh? I’ll give you 50 fucking million! (Elmo slaps the shit out of Cookie Monster’s ass, counting to 50 million each slap. All of this while his penis’ ghost tortures me for what I wrote about it.)

Me: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Wait, you guys are in Sesame Street. Why are you in the real world?

Elmo’s Penis Ghost: He’s right, let’s go Elmo!

Cookie Monster: Fuck no, my ass is going to get beaten again! (He grabs a gun and points it to his ear before I throw it)

Me: FUCK NO!!!! Don’t kill yourself with that shit. Try rat poison instead! (I give Cookie Monster the rat poison and he drinks it, turning into a naked and 300 pound version of Kanye West.)

Kanye: Damn, what a blast! (He goes into his Ferrari and Elmo and his penis ghost frolic back to Sesame Street. I confusingly wave to them till they fucking leave.)

(You throw your brain and whatever you used to read this away.) You: What the fuck kind of shit did I just fucking read?!


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