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“Caillou, I’ve really became one with God, I know you wanna talk to me, but I’m going to the heavens with God, my new dad,” he said. “What, that’s just a bunch of random shit,” Caillou stated like a maniac jackass. “Come with me, my new favorite son,” God said and put Jesus Christ out of his favorite son purse, “finally,” thought Jesus, “I’m not a fucking chihuahua.”
“Caillou, I’ve really became one with God, I know you wanna talk to me, but I’m going to the heavens with God, my new dad,” he said. “What, that’s just a bunch of random shit,” Caillou stated like a maniac jackass. “Come with me, my new favorite son,” God said and put Jesus Christ out of his favorite son purse, “finally,” thought Jesus, “I’m not a fucking chihuahua.”


Chuck Norris still thought in the battle, blowing things up that he didn’t like, abusing his power in the process. He didn’t like how all those characters (except Godzilla and Batman) wanted to kill him and shit, so he blew them the fuck up! He didn’t like that EVIL PATRIXXX never dies, so he blew him up. Fortunately, EVIL PATRIXXX survived.
Chuck Norris still fought in the battle, blowing things up that he didn’t like, abusing his power in the process. He didn’t like how all those characters (except Godzilla and Batman) wanted to kill him and shit, so he blew them the fuck up! He didn’t like that EVIL PATRIXXX never dies, so he blew him up. Fortunately, EVIL PATRIXXX survived.


Megatron and Optimus Prime went on a fight to see who gets to marry Bumblebee. Optimus Prime thought two steps ahead, and grabbed Dr. Trayaurus’ machine for anal that looked like a giant, fat cock. Megatron took it off him and sliced Optimus Prime’s head off. Chuck Norris didn’t want Megatron to win, so he blew him up. Chuck didn’t like how Optimus’ head looked like, (no penis head innuendoes intended) so he blew it up.
Megatron and Optimus Prime went on a fight to see who gets to marry Bumblebee. Optimus Prime thought two steps ahead, and grabbed Dr. Trayaurus’ machine for anal that looked like a giant, fat cock. Megatron took it off him and sliced Optimus Prime’s head off. Chuck Norris didn’t want Megatron to win, so he blew him up. Chuck didn’t like how Optimus’ head looked like, (no penis head innuendoes intended) so he blew it up.
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Not only that, the proof was faker than Kim Kardashian’s fucking ass or some shit. Besides, Troy Bobber made it first.
Not only that, the proof was faker than Kim Kardashian’s fucking ass or some shit. Besides, Troy Bobber made it first.


I wasn’t the first to see it tho. Fred saw it and found it terrifying. However, he rated the movie 3 cats with rabies out of 5. So he kind of enjoyed this shitty film. Goodbye before I kill myself.
I wasn’t the first to see it though. Fred saw it and found it terrifying. However, he rated the movie 3 cats with rabies out of 5. So he kind of enjoyed this shitty film. Goodbye before I kill myself.


Wait, I don’t have to kill myself. This movie will always be known as the best “so bad it’s good” movie, with a giant cult. You want to know why I made this, for you guys to laugh at it. All of this to be known as one of the greats in bad filmmaking.
Wait, I don’t have to kill myself. This movie will always be known as the best “so bad it’s good” movie, with a giant cult. You want to know why I made this, for you guys to laugh at it. All of this to be known as one of the greats in bad filmmaking.
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