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 Elmo’s ghost dick: Hey, there’s that guy, get him!
-Cookie Monster: Hey, I told you to not find him, give me my 50 million back!
+Oscar the Grouch: Hey, I told you to not find him, give me my 50 million and movie role back!
-Elmo: Oh, you want 50 million huh? Elmo’ll give you 50 fucking million! (Elmo smokes more marijuana and slaps the shit out of Cookie Monster’s ass, counting to 50 million each slap. All of this while his penis’ ghost tortures me for what I wrote about it.)
+Elmo: Oh, you want 50 million huh? Elmo’ll give you 50 fucking million! (Elmo smokes more marijuana and slaps the shit out of Oscar the Grouch’s fucking ass, counting to 50 million each slap. All of this while his penis’ ghost tortures me for what I wrote about it.)
 Me: AHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! Wait, you guys are in Sesame Street. Why are you in the real world?
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 Elmo’s Penis Ghost: He’s right, let’s go Elmo!
-Cookie Monster: Fuck no, my ass is going to get beaten again! (He grabs a gun and points it to his ear before I throw it)
+Oscar the Grouch: Fuck no, my ass is going to get beaten again! (He grabs a gun and points it to his ear before I throw it)
 Me: FUCK NO!!!! Don’t kill yourself with that shit. Try rat poison instead! (I give Cookie Monster the rat poison and he drinks it, turning into a naked and 300 pound version of Kanye West.)

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