NinDeathDo
Hi, my name is Bill, Bill Smotzback. I have a job working at Nintendo. 5 weeks ago something in the office backfired. Let me tell you my experiance with the monster inside my gamecube.
I was working in my office designing a stage for Sonic Lost Worlds, a game that Nintendo and Sega have partnered up with to make. I heared a large, "CRRRRRRACK" coming from the office in front of me. I ran over to investigate. There was tons of blood all around my co-worker Dave's office. There was a trail of blood leading from his office to who-knows-where. I followed the trail and I eventualy found a dumpster. I looked inside and I found Dave's twisted and mangled body inside. I turned my head and puked for a good 30 seconds or so. I turned around to see my boss standing behind me with a bruse on his shoulder. He told me Dave hit him 15 times with an old gamecube saying "I QUIT I QUIT I QUIT!" He handed me the gamecube saying, "We don't have use for this gamecube since here are no more games to design for it." I was so happy when he handed me that gamecube that I almost jumped for joy. I went back to my office anxiouse to try out my new gamecube. I opened up the top where you put the games in to look if there are any discs left in it. And sure enough, there wasn't. 5 hours later work was over. I took my new gamecube, put it in my car, and started driving to the store to go pick up some new gamecube games.
As I was driving the gamecube's top opened up and a game magicley appeared in there. The light reflected off the disc and blinded my eyes. "My eyes!!!" I screamed. I crashed into a tree and my car's front was totally destroyed. I was knocked out and uncontiouse inside. I had the disc lodged in my forehead. Luckily someone spotted me and called 911 or else I would've been dead. I woke up in the hospital with a huge scratch in my head where the disc was. It was 3 weeks I spent in that hospital. I was able to go whours to get homeen I was in there fpr 4 weeks total. I walked out with no car because I had no car and I could'n't afford a new one.
It took me 1 hour to get to the store. I went in and relised I had no money in my wallet. I spent another hour walkin home. I walked in my front door and looked in the gamecube. I relized Super Mario Sunshine was in it. I plugged in my gamecube and started it up. But instead of "Super Mario Sunshine" on the title screen, it said "NinDeathDo." I selected save slot 1 and instead of the opning cutscene, it was Dave. Standing in my screen, LOOKING AT ME. He said "Have fun with your new gamecube nintendo. It's only a matter of time until you suffer the pain I did." Looking at the screen in horror, Dave pointed a pistol up to his head, and shot himself. I had a power outtage right after that, and it hasn't turned back on til this day.
I still wonder what "It's only a matter of time until you suffer the pain I did." meant.
Credited to Darienguy13
Originally uploaded on June 14, 2013
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