Nobody can beat Goku...
This was inspired by many "can he beat Goku" and other DB related memes. This written with the intent of just making a DB "spook" story because Dragon Ball really isn't represented so much in this community also because I really love dragon ball. Also this goes out to all my homies who watched Vortex during those days. Note: the portrayal of this character aka "me" is self aware, if you don't like the trollpastas where the character is definitely self aware of everything and goes onto a different approach rather than the stereotypical "what the hell is that thing, it's scary, I don't know what's going on" shtick, I suggest you to not read my story
I think at this point everyone knows who Goku is. He's probably the most famous, if not the most famous ans absolutely extremely iconic anime character of all time.
Well know this.......
Never say that anyone could beat him, because he will come for you...
My story begins years ago. When a whole new generation of children like I was at the time, exposed to the Dragon Ball franchise, Maybe around 2010,I forgot. So when I was around kindergarten~first grade age (I assume) I used to watch Dragon Ball Z Kai a bunch of times on the Vortex block on CW around 9 or 10 am on Saturdays. Life was good back then, well I thought it was until one day when I was watching an episode, all well and dandy. Well it was. Until I remembered what one of my friends had told me and for some reason I decided to blurt it out "Who can beat Goku" at first nothing seemed fo happened. The dbz Kai opening ova was normal as usual, until it got to the part where it said "My enemies will never win." Then as if the other side of the TV punched the screen and left an impression onto it. The "my enemies will never win" voice echoed accompanied with a loud metallic rumble covered my entire room.Normally a 5-6 year old kid would scream and shit his pants, however I was different, I blame adult swim for this ideology to be honest with you. Anyhow, I decided to just punch back the TV and suddenly it just reverted back to normal. The title card of the episode played Episode 60: "Attacked on Both Sides by an Internal Enemy?! Son Goku vs Artificial Human #19" / "The Unbeatable Enemy Within! Goku vs. Android 19!"
The episode starts relatively normal until the scene where goku gets the heart virus. When goku grabbed his chest, he just tilts his eyes and his pupils stare directly to my soul. "Who can beat me..." the phrase was repeated about 13 times, every single time Goku's voice becomes much more agitated as goku's eyes jittered until they dissipated.
"No Goku, I will never say something like that" I was kinda surprised goku could say such things if you think about it , how would goku the entity itself replicate the voice of the VA, Sean Schemel so accurately, unless he has a bond with him. Well enough of that tangent, Goku then spoke again "in years time, you will be ready to face the ultimate consequence"
At the time, I didn't even know what that meant so I just shrugged it off and roundhouse kicked my television. The funny thing is I still consumed dragon ball related content even after that incident. I wish I knew what he meant, because after my 18th birthday of this year, I experienced the most batshit insane ride of my life. I got coordinates on my phone in which I followed. It led me to a hospital where I went inside and I saw Vegeta (come to think of it how am I interacting with a 2D character) he looked at me directly in the eyes and told me *cough cough* "This cancer thing is pretty strong" as he was shaking slowly. Vegeta was one of my favorite characters due to his extensive character development, and seeing him like this made me feel terrible. Suddenly out of know where a silhouette appeared as it began to dismember Vegeta's entire body, the terrible shrieks of pain he let loose before he finally passed away made me feel something, as if I went through 20 whole ass berserk arcs in a matter of seconds. "Good night sweet prince" I muttered. Then I heard it .....
"NOT EVEN CANCER CAN BEAT GOKU"
Son Goku reanimated himself from the silhouette as he began to step forward and release all his energy. Instead of being a total pussy I decided to clock Goku in the face as his head twisted in the back of his head. He then twisted his head back into position as he looked at me
"Have you trained since the last time we met?"
I just didn't give a damn anymore, seeing Vegeta being killed by Goku set something inside of me, a awakening perhaps. I began to yell on top of my lungs until ki began to exhume of my body. Suddenly I turned into a super saiyan, not just any super saiyan, but a super saiyan sigma. My hair turned into a golden brown and spiked up as my body got noticeably got more swole than usual (it was like super saiyan 4 but more badass and I have super buu's eyes) My morals were off as I began to mercilessly beat the living shit out of goku I just didn't give a damn at all. I ripped his head off clean as I blow up the earth with a single ki blast. Everything was over. I was floating onto space as I finally realize that it was finally over. Until I saw, 700 meters away, his head floating, reconnecting to his body with his nerve tentacles. (Think of Dio when he tries to get Jonathan's body.) He then instant transmissions next to me then got close to my face and whispered
"Nobody can beat Goku....."
He then punched me in the gonads so hard I just evaporated out of existence.
Let this be a lesson to you all. Nobody could can beat goku. Goku is just too powerful, he is an Eldritch Horror beyond sentience, transcending amongst even beings who were once thought to be all powerful. It doesn't matter anymore, as far as I know, goku has killed everyone, even you. I don't even know how you're reading this and I don't know how I'm even typing this. Just remember
"Ain't nobody beating goku...."
Written by Gokufan69420
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