Obama and the pear world

It was a dark and stormy night. president obama was in his dark room, thinking about how to get rid of shrek. He had been trying to get rid of him for years, but shrek always seemed to evade his grasp. But now, he had finally cornered him. He had discovered shrek's secret hideout, and he was going to make his move.

He waited until shrek was asleep, then he snuck up on him and stabbed him in the heart with a pear knife. As shrek lay dying, president obama leaned in and whispered, "I finally did it. I killed you, shrek. And do you know why? Because you're a monster. A freak of nature. And I'm the only one who can stop you. I'm the only one who can save the world from your reign of terror.

But as president obama looked down at shrek's lifeless body, he realized that he may have made a mistake. Shrek was the only one who knew about the existence of pear world, and now that he was gone, there was no one left who could protect it. Obama realized that he had just doom pear world to a fate worse than death.

Obama stabbed shrek 63829837493920 times and he got to pear hell and he saw shrek and he was like "OH SHIT" and then he woke up from his dream.

(you probably: that was all a dream? wtf of a finale is this!?)

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