Obamongus.exe

Through various means, you have obtained a video game rumored to be haunted by some malicious entity. Others have warned you of the potential dangers lurking within this game. However, you disregard this all this as curiosity and a gamer's spirit drive you forward. The cover is heavily worn out, the only legible text being the title written in faint marker. It reads...

"AMONG US IN REAL LIFE"

You boot up the popular multiplayer party game "Among Us", with a sudden feeling of dread, as you had heard this game has some sort of dark secret. You are greeted by the usual characters and the main screen, which is devoid of any strange activity upon first glance...

Until you see a popup saying "OBAMA UPDATE DETECTED - INSTALL?" with two options avalable, simply reading "yes" and "no".

Being quite curious as to the nature of this update, you select "Yes" on the Obama Update installation. The game restarts after a lengthy loading sequence, displaying a dark and distorted image of Obama staring into your very soul. A low, garbled voice plays, uttering some words in which you cannot comprehend.

The game starts, but without showing any lobby or server screen. Instead, there is only darkness and a low buzzing drone. Suddenly, you hear a voice, one full of malice but lacking words... It's familiar, and chills run down your spine as you realize who it is...

Indeed, President Barack Obama's distorted face appears before your very screen. He is accompanied with a chorus of deep, gargled demonic voices. He speaks with a harsh, distorted voice, uttering only a single word.

Obama (distorted): "SUUUUS"

As the chorus of demonic voices recede, you find yourself playing an instance of Among Us as usual. However, a strange thing occurs: your character is replaced by a demonic Obama. Even stranger, all of the regular crewmates become Barack Obama with his eyes glowing red. You scream in horror. Your gaming buddies start typing on the chat. "What is going on??" "This is cursed!" You have to escape this game, NOW.

A strange feeling overcomes you as you place a picture of Mitt Romney before your computer, yet... Obama still wins the 2012 election. You try placing a picture of George Bush or another presidential candidate from the past, all with the same outcome. What sorcery is this?!

As you place the last presidential candidate, you feel a chilling presence loom over you and your friends. A low, deep humming fills the air. The world around you shifts into a totalitarian dystopian realm, with Obama being the ruler of the world. Your friends look at you, with a look of horror and fear on their faces.

All seems lost, but suddenly, a middle-aged man of orange hair bursts into the room. He screams "OBAMNA" at the top of his lungs while shooting at Police Drones sent after him! The drones are downed and he is revealed to be none other than Donald Trump. He approaches you with an insane look in his eyes, before whispering...

"We must stop the 1984 Obama from taking over Chungusland", he utters in a low, manic hush. If Chungusland - home of Big Chungus and the "wholesome chungus 100" internet community flips blue, it is all lost", he continues. What does Donald Trump, the famous 45th president of the United States wish for you to do?

Donald Trump has proposed you fly into the "Twin Obama Towers" while screaming "SODA!!!" in order to defeat the 1984 Obama. Without much thought into what this would truly entail, you find yourself flying your "gaming jet" into the twin towers. You scream "SODA!!!" at the top of your lungs before crashing into the towers. After a brief loading screen, you are met with a "game over" screen. You can only imagine the chaos that your action has caused...

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