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It was another day at home. I started up my 20 year old GameCube system. It took a while to boot up, not really a surprise, since it was pretty much older than me. I was greeted by the iconic GameCube opening animation, and then my ears were blessed with the atmospheric music of the dashboard. I looked around for a bit, admiring the beauty, and then I decided to put in one of my games - Pikmin. |
It was another day at home. I started up my 20 year old GameCube system. It took a while to boot up, not really a surprise, since it was pretty much older than me. I was greeted by the iconic GameCube opening animation, and then my ears were blessed with the atmospheric music of the dashboard. I looked around for a bit, admiring the beauty, and then I decided to put in one of my games - Pikmin. |
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The console registered the disc, and loaded up the game. It was a black screen for a little while, a long while, longer than usual. While I waited, I went into the kitchen and searched for a snack. Once I grabbed a bag of chips, I suddenly heard the little |
The console registered the disc, and loaded up the game. It was a black screen for a little while, a long while, longer than usual. While I waited, I went into the kitchen and searched for a snack. Once I grabbed a bag of chips, I suddenly heard the little "Pikmin!" sound in the living room, meaning the game finally loaded in. I rushed back to the console, ready to play. The game analyzed my memory card, and it loaded up my save - Day 8. I entered The Forest of Hope with my Red and Yellow onions, as I have not found the Blue one. |
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I got my Pikmin out of the onions. They slid down the legs of the onion, and ran right to my side, ready to work. I noticed a bridge that I have yet to build, so me and my Pikmin got right over. One of the Red Pikmin decided to veer off to the left, and start attacking a Pellet. I was very annoyed by this, because we need all the workers we need to unroll this bridge. I decided to grab that single Pikmin, and purposely drown it in the large body of water. As it thrashed around in the water, I smiled thinking this was karma for slacking off, but at the same time, I was quite annoyed, because this will keep happening. The Pikmin AI is very bad in this game. |
I got my Pikmin out of the onions. They slid down the legs of the onion, and ran right to my side, ready to work. I noticed a bridge that I have yet to build, so me and my Pikmin got right over. One of the Red Pikmin decided to veer off to the left, and start attacking a Pellet. I was very annoyed by this, because we need all the workers we need to unroll this bridge. I decided to grab that single Pikmin, and purposely drown it in the large body of water. As it thrashed around in the water, I smiled thinking this was karma for slacking off, but at the same time, I was quite annoyed, because this will keep happening. The Pikmin AI is very bad in this game. |
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I then found a wall. Initially, I ordered my Pikmin to go knock it down, but then I started to notice that they kept giving up. It took me a while to figure out what was happening. |
I then found a wall. Initially, I ordered my Pikmin to go knock it down, but then I started to notice that they kept giving up. It took me a while to figure out what was happening. |
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"Oh! I need bomb rocks for this wall!" |
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I took my Yellow Pikmin to one of the little boxes that stashed the bomb rocks, and they all picked them up. I threw the first Pikmin at the wall. It dropped the bomb rock, and ran back to me. The bomb rock exploded, making the wall crumble a little bit. Seeing how far it went down, I was pretty sure that I needed to blow it up 2 more times before it’s down completely. I threw the second Pikmin. It dropped the bomb rock, and ran back to me. The wall crumbled once again. I needed one more explosion before we could pass. I threw the third Pikmin, or at least I attempted to, the bomb ignited right on top of me, and I barely had enough time to react. The bomb exploded, and I died instantly. |
I took my Yellow Pikmin to one of the little boxes that stashed the bomb rocks, and they all picked them up. I threw the first Pikmin at the wall. It dropped the bomb rock, and ran back to me. The bomb rock exploded, making the wall crumble a little bit. Seeing how far it went down, I was pretty sure that I needed to blow it up 2 more times before it’s down completely. I threw the second Pikmin. It dropped the bomb rock, and ran back to me. The wall crumbled once again. I needed one more explosion before we could pass. I threw the third Pikmin, or at least I attempted to, the bomb ignited right on top of me, and I barely had enough time to react. The bomb exploded, and I died instantly. |
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Well, I didn’t exactly die, I was just knocked out. Some text appeared on the screen. |
Well, I didn’t exactly die, I was just knocked out. Some text appeared on the screen. |
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"Olimar is down!" |
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My character stood back up, and entered his ship for the night. I was extremely angry, because that was 1 day wasted. I decided to get revenge on those Pikmin. I entered The Forest of Hope once again, and gathered my Yellow Pikmin. I led them into the body of water, and let them drown. I felt so good seeing them all die, as they had just killed me the day before. They let out some gurgling noises, and they finally died. |
My character stood back up, and entered his ship for the night. I was extremely angry, because that was 1 day wasted. I decided to get revenge on those Pikmin. I entered The Forest of Hope once again, and gathered my Yellow Pikmin. I led them into the body of water, and let them drown. I felt so good seeing them all die, as they had just killed me the day before. They let out some gurgling noises, and they finally died. |
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"Well, that was fun." |
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I opened the menu, and clicked |
I opened the menu, and clicked "Continue from Last Save" so I could restart day 8. I was ready to continue my playthrough as normal. |
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That’s when the game started playing the new game cutscene, showing Olimar’s ship colliding with an asteroid. The game had wiped my save. I was so confused. I turned off the GameCube, and turned it back on. The game took me back to the save menu, showing that my save was indeed gone. I reluctantly made a new save, deciding to start over from scratch. I had to deal with all the long, unskippable cutscenes. When I was walking around with the few Pikmin I now have, my game triggered my cutscene. My character somehow noticed a treasure that was in an area that I haven't unlocked yet. When the cutscene ended, I realized I was now in that area, and my Pikmin were not with me. I couldn’t leave the area. |
That’s when the game started playing the new game cutscene, showing Olimar’s ship colliding with an asteroid. The game had wiped my save. I was so confused. I turned off the GameCube, and turned it back on. The game took me back to the save menu, showing that my save was indeed gone. I reluctantly made a new save, deciding to start over from scratch. I had to deal with all the long, unskippable cutscenes. When I was walking around with the few Pikmin I now have, my game triggered my cutscene. My character somehow noticed a treasure that was in an area that I haven't unlocked yet. When the cutscene ended, I realized I was now in that area, and my Pikmin were not with me. I couldn’t leave the area. |
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My game was softlocked. |
My game was softlocked. |
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