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Have you ever looked at the sky
what it would be like
if a bunch of rainbow dolphins spewed lava farts into the mouth of the queen of the church of sonic the hedgehog?
Well, I have.
Big mistake. When I was wondering this, Jeff the killer and slenderman and spongebob and sonic.exe and white face and smile dog and skary patrix and sora and kairi and riku with bloody eyes and a bunch of tvs that had static on them and a video game that wouldnt play and internet explorer and jesus's nipples all came out of the forest and started chasing me down the street.
A woman stopped me while the bad guys were chasing me. she said "ill do anything for tree fiddy" and then i gave her three hundred and fifty dollars and she...
she Omg explosioned all of the bad guys
but then i found out she was a tree
and she didnt actually omg explosion
and then jeff the killer shoved a knife in my throat while slenderman tentacle raped me and spongebob blew bubbles and sonic.exe bit my neck and white face floated around me and smile dog yelled at me to spread the word and skary patrix was bein skary and sora and kairi and riku with bloody eyes had an orgy and a bunch of tvs that had static on them grew louder and louder and a video game that wouldnt play fondled me and internet explorer slowed me down and jesus's nipples started crawling on me.
And then I died the end.
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