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Revision as of 15:30, 13 July 2021 (view source) Thermometer (talk \| contribs) (Created page with "{{NSFW}} So I was about to go into a haunted house, but I wanted to give you a lot of personal information first. I live with my mom, dad, sister, brother, cat, dog, grandpa...")		Latest revision as of 20:54, 22 August 2023 (view source) TrollpastaBot (talk \| contribs) m (→‎top: replaced: “ → " (3), ” → " (3), ’ → ' (5))
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Line 15: Meanwhile, I met a hot woman with boobs. She sexed on my penis. The woman turned out to be a ghost. She was actually a ~~“ghost~~"ghost,”" but ~~it’s~~it's funnier to misspell the word, because this is a shitpost. Speaking of which, ~~I’m~~I'm going to label this as ~~“Part~~"Part 69.”" It has the double effect of mocking stories with many chapters, but also introduces the concept of a ~~“69~~"69.”" ~~That’s~~That's a sex act where both parties perform simultaneous oral sex, resulting in a shape that would vaguely represent the two digits squashed together if it ~~weren’t~~weren't for the extremely awkward positioning. To be honest, it might seem alluring in theory, but ~~it’s~~it's not ideal in practice. Check for updates soon, because I just met a man with far too many teeth. That sentence ends with a hyperlink to my social media, which is an opportunity for people to bitch about linking social media and stories about rules. The point is that r/nosleep used to be scarier back in the day, but now the stories are lame. Except this story, which is scary. Line 27: [[Category:Ghoooosts]] [[Category:LONG ASS TITLE]] [[Category:Originally on r/shittynosleep]] {{Comments}}