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We could take it no more. Project "Bieber" was posing physical and mental threats to staff personnel. We attempted to euthanize Bieber but he started singing loudly causing doctors to bleed from their ears. As we scrambled for ear protection the Disney Insurgency broke in and stole our research. Mickey Mouse attempted to kidnap Justin just as they had done to Project "Jonas Brothers" . Bieber was able to escape from the Disney Insurgency to the forest where he was raised by music producers until he became the abomination he is now. We should have never attempted this project, but I needed money. The money wasn't worth it. Nothing is worth Justin Bieber being in this world. The Disney Insurgency sold our research to evil music producers who made another boy band atrocity known as "One Direction". May God have mercy on my soul but I cannot live with this guilt anymore. Goodbye cruel world...
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