Orange Juice

This is a story I long kept to myself, but I decided it would be okay to post it, to share with all of you.

I had been driving from Seattle on I-5, trying to get home. I was shopping all day for my family, so I was exhausted. My phone began to ring, my friend Kaden was calling me. I picked up the phone and he reminded me I had to stop at the store, the little one that was right up my street. I followed his instruction and eventually got to the store.

Everything seemed pretty normal, until I noticed the store was running out of stock on just about everything. I looked for the woman who ran the place, and she said that the store was fully stocked, they just never sold much. What did my friend want me to get? I had forgotten... so I grabbed the nearest thing to me and bought it, 25 dollars well spent. I drove home and Kaden was shocked with what I had bought because it was dripping all over the floor. His face was contorted into a look of disgust...

"What's wrong with 3 gallons of Orange Juice?" I thought to myself...

I went to put it in the fridge in the kitchen and saw that the fridge was full of rats and bloodied tampons.

"What's happening???" I screamed to Kaden, and he had fallen dead at the door.

I wasn't home, I had died from answering my phone and drinking orange juice while driving on the freeway.

My head stone reads as follows: "BEWARE THE DANGERS OF ORANGE JUICE"

The end.

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Credited to Badgermangopie
Originally uploaded on October 16, 2011

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