POK3M0NZ???

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SO ONE DAY I WENT THRU MY CLOSET AND FOUND A GAMEBOY AND A POKEMON CRYSTAL GAME SO I PUT THE GAME INTO THE GAME BOY AND TURNED THE GAME ON THE STARTING PAGE FOR POKEMON CRYSTAL STARTED AND I WAS LIKE OMG. THEN I SAW MY OLD SAVED FILE FROM WHEN I WAS A YOUNGIN SO I GOT EXCITED AND PLAYED MY OLD FILE APPARENTLY I WAS IN GOLDENROD CITY BUT THE LAVENDER TOWN MUSIC WAS PLAYING SO I WAS LIKE OMG AGAIN BUT MORE LIKE D: THEN I LOOKED THRU MY POKEMON PARTY TO SEE WHAT POKEMONS I HADS AND I HAD A QUILAVA AND A BUNCH OF RATTATAS AND I WAS LIKE EW WTF I HATE RATTATAS. SO THEN I WENT TO THE POKEMON CENTER AND PUT ALL MY RATTATAS IN BOX 1 AND THEN I LOOKED AT MY PARTY AGAIN AND MY QUILAVA WAS AT 0 HP AND HAD THREE MOVES: "THEY" "KILLED" "ME" SO I TOOK MY POOR QUILAVA OVER TO THE NURSE TO HEAL IT BUT THE NURSE WAS ALL YOUR QUILAVA IS DEAD SO I TOOK ALL MY RATTATAS OUT OF BOX 1 AND I WAS ALL WHAT DID YOU DO TO MY BABY AND THEY WERE ALL LIKE I DUNNO SO I WENT UP TO ROUTE 35 AND STEPPPED IN THE TALL GRASS AND A WILD BATTLE STARTED MY RATTATAS WERE GOING UP AGAINST THE TOP PERCENTAGE OF ALL RATTATA!!! THE WILD BADASS RATTATA KILLED ALL OF MY RATTATAS SO I HAD NO POKEMONS SO I DIED.

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